God is really one very mean dude as the bible tells

by Homerovah the Almighty 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Homerovah the Almighty

  Bible atrocities

  People of Judah shout and God helps them kill 500,000 people

  God slaughters 70 men for looking into the ark

  God has the earth swallow people

  God drowns almost everyone on earth

  God orders and joins in on the genocide of all of Canaan

  God threatens people with having to eat their children’s flesh

  Sons of Levi are blessed for randomly slaughtering cow worshippers

  God kills all the Egyptian babies for Pharaoh’s stubbornness

  God kills the meat eaters

  God allows people to sacrifice their babies to him to teach them a lesson

  God kills a man for not impregnating his sister-in-law

  God comes out of the sky to kill David’s enemies

  God allows babies to be dashed and pregnant women to be ripped open

  God threatens to have wild animals carry away the Israelite’s children

  God tells people to kill their loved ones if they worship other gods

  Bible says beat your child with a rod

  Bible says beating and wounding people is good for them

  God promises to punish children for their parent’s sin

  God terrifies and causes tumors

  Jesus doesn’t allow a disciple to bury his dead father

  God rewards Jacob for deceiving his dying father
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  oompa

  Thanks Homer......I like it...did I write this during a blackout?....looks like my work....oomps
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  I really cant see how anyone could possibly use God as a moral standard, blood thirsty murdering tyrant......I don't think so

  Homerovah is the true god ..... dam it
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  cameo-d

  If god is so all powerful then why is he having such a hard time killing us all off?

  Do you think humans are the cockroaches of the universe?

  He sprayed humans with water the first time.

  Now he's putting out baits using the "protective" Eye Of Jehovah (illuminati tactics) to watch and monitor....

  why is it god doesn't seem to be able to get rid of us?
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  FlyingHighNow

  God didn't write the Bible, people did. I think if he's upset about something, it's being so horribly misrespresented. You can't really believe the Bible is God's own words?
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  An instance of human sacrifice to the God of the Bible.

  A man burns his daughter as a sacrificial offering to the God of the Bible in exchange for letting him kill the Ammonites.

  (Judg 11:30-31 NRSV) And Jephthah made a vow to the LORD, and said, "If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when
  I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt offering."

  (Jephthah’s daughter came out to cheer his victory and Jephthah burns her as a sacrifice to God)
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  Rabbit

  Bookmarked as a one-stop reference
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  WTWizard

  If god is so all powerful then why is he having such a hard time killing us all off?

  Because He would rather entertain Himself by watching us suffer. He will kill quite a few, just to threaten everyone else that He will do so. He will actually bless an extremely few, just so He can have fake examples to showcase, and expect everyone else to act as if they were going to be treated the same.
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  VM44

  The god Jehovah (small "g" delibrate) is a reflection of the ancient times in which he was created.
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  But there are so many men willing to immerse themselves with his power

  Yes a perfect god in every way