Can anyone find a link to the "No Fornication Card"? I never saw that...
Here you go......I made it up a while ago but had completely forgotten about it until Witness 007 mentioned it...LOL!!
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Can anyone find a link to the "No Fornication Card"? I never saw that...
Here you go......I made it up a while ago but had completely forgotten about it until Witness 007 mentioned it...LOL!!
OMG, LMAO!
Here Mary is my closest friend here at JWD and I've never seen her "sex card".
That was priceless sweetie in the humor of it. I was actually gettin just a tad aroused just reading it......but that's probably because of who wrote it
Btw, you forgot to add kissing the feet as an option. That rates right up there with fondling the breast if my memory serves me correctly.
Gumfootsie
I love it, Mary!
" Aint" she clever????? Thats my adopted grand-kid....( Mary)
Mary...?
I think I might love that little creation of yours even better than your book... could it be true?! Thanks for making me laugh so hard I hurt!
Love,
Baba
that advance sexual directive is HILARIOUS!!
i will have to make certain to have a signed
and witnessed copy in my wallet in the future
Gumbers, for being green and stretchy and a fellow toker.............
Shotgun, for his hysterical sense of humor...........
FlyingHigh, for being her sweet self...........
BigTex, for having dead sexy legs in a kilt (i hear cuz i've never been to a Texaspostatefest yet) and a wonderfully compassionate friend.........
FunkyDerek, who is like an irritatin' grain of sand in my eye, but, I have learned to love as a brother I never knew.........
Maverick, for being a good flirt...............
a few more that deserve to be honored:
Taliesin, my Lady Blue............sweet friend...........
Code Blue.............awesome friend.........
Ary, may you rest in peace, dear Pisces...........
Puternut. This place will always remind me of him and the tragic news we recieved.
While I agree that AlanF, Blondie, Hilary Step, Farkel, Narcissos, Seatlle Nice Guy are great scholars - you can not and must not forget the genius of LEOLAIA who is brilliant across a wide range of disciplines and not just language structure