guys could be girls...and girls could be guys
...it's a mixed up muddled up shook up world...
...except for LOLA....
L-O-L-A Lola......
personal profiles here..and on jwn in the future...
by oompa 23 Replies latest jw friends
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sir82
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DJK
I'll come clean too.
I'm an escapee from a cult. A hopeless romantic, who now lives on a deserted island, (my first stop in my journey) practicing (masturbating) frequently because the coconut I swoon 24/7 refuses to give in to my desires. Sorry, I could say more but the sun is going down and I'm losing solar power. More tomorrow, if the sun shines.
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mtsgrad
Oompa
Why on earth would you want to know peoples real details?
John Paul Gautier -
oompa
mtsgrad:
Oompa
Why on earth would you want to know peoples real details?
John Paul GautierI find it interesting...some here have fairly long very detailed profiles, and some short like mine. I think it helps understand the posts and poster better...esp if the family has generations of time in the org. and their status...fader, df, da....and such.....plus its nice to know if it is a hot horney honey..........oompa
Oh and Jimmy Page:
Alright oompa I'm going to come clean. I'm really a 60 year old black woman from the West Indies. My favorite band is actually the Carpenters. And I'm a midget. It feels good to finally tell the truth. I just hope Brother Hounder doesn't get me now!: ...just LMAO!....Talk about OUTING your self!...black midget that loves the carpenters.....now that is specific..............oompa
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Quirky1
Oompa, why would you want my profile?
My profile is almost identical to all the others here on JWDharmony.
Apostate married to JW
Living in hell.
Like to drink, smoke and cuss.
Looking for other apostates to drink, smoke and cuss with
LOL.
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oompa
EXACTLY what i mean quirky....so you are like me...and if you actually put in your profile what state you live in....you may get some pms from nearby JWDers that want to go drink, smoke and cuss with you.................oompa
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Quirky1
Updated!!
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oompa
Awesome profile now quirky!...but if you put your state you will get more local dates....hope you are in nc or surrounding states..........oompa
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orangefatcat
ommpa
my life is an open book, you can read my profile and some of my posts. They are very enlightening. I believe I am a very interesting person. I love people, care about them and would give my shirt off of my back if I knew some one needed it more than me. I love God and practise to the best of my ability to be a good Christian who does unto others. I love animals of every kind, and I am silly and love kids and adore older people and I love babies. That is just the tip of the iceberg.
That is all I have to say. Anything you want to know about me just ask. I may have my entire family in the witnesses and they don't give a rats ass about me so why should I care about them its their loss not mine.
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Dagney
Done.