by minimus 60 Replies latest jw friends
Forgive me if I get this wrong - but isn't one day to god a 1000 years?Wonder how long a second (in human time) is to god?
I get 4 days, 5 hours, 27 minutes, and 30 seconds.
So, if we're counting in seconds, that's less than a minute, right? 59 seconds at the most?
So the most possible time is 249 days, 10 hours, 2 minutes, 30 seconds. 8 months and a week, maybe? Don't make any plans for Labor Day...
P.S. if we're using that 360 days/year crap, you might need to shave a few days off that.
You see, it is remarks like this made by the JW's that convince me they are not the chosen ones, they feel they are.
It is obvious that lots and lots of stuff will have to happen to correspond to the Bible. (Don't they study the Bible?) ha ha
But seriously folks, I surely believe the day will come, but not for years.....not seconds. Wha'd ya all think?
This was years ago, wonder where we are at on that pencil now?
We fell off the tip and nothing happened.
I guess Hell literally froze over, It's snowing in Vegas!! Hahaha, I can just imagine what they think about that....
Shit, they were saying we're on the "threshold of the great tribulation" back in 1983 when I first joined the cult. That's 25 years. How many "seconds" does it take to cross a "threshold"? Everything they say is shit.
Ummmm... let's see.... we are now only 2,851,200 seconds from 1975, and only 8,121,600 from 1914! Gee! Those dates were mere seconds ago!
Jesus promised us he would be back "real soon now." He did that 172 BILLION seconds ago. Should be happenin' any time now.
Farkel
The Kiwi JWs are so excited about it that they are considering building a retirement village.
"We Are No Longer Minutes Aways From The New System ---We Are Second
Maybe Crooklyn should get a ball like they do in Time Square for New Years' Eve and do the countdown if they're so damn sure we are "seconds" away from The End.
If one day is as a thousand years for Jehovah, then one second would be
less than 102 hours for Jehovah. That's just a few days. I better prepare.
Does this mean that I don't have time to...
Approach the elders with a humble heart and ask forgiveness for calling the GB a bunch of deceivers and false prophets.
Promise never to say anything that might be construed as apostasy.
Beg the elders to let me sit in the back row for at least 6 months (in my case it may be for a lot longer time since I influenced the congregation by telling most of them the WTBTS affiliated with the wild beast for 9 long years) and be shunned by Jehovah's loving people.
Appear before the elders numerous times to tell them that I accept everything the FDS says now without question.
I didn't think so.
