Feburary 15, 2009 Watchtower Study Edition

by bronzefist 26 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • bronzefist
    bronzefist

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/2bs4od

    Once again a heavy on Jesus issue, because the Memorial is approaching. The "FDS" also want Blondie to calm down because she's always bringing up the lack of Jesus being mentioned in the majority of the issues.

    The picture of the 125th Gilead Graduation on page 23 caught my eye thanks to JWD. I was baptized over 20 years ago and this is the first time I noticed all the men are ABOVE the women.

    Pages 19-21 asks Should You Insist On Your Personal Preferences? This is a really funny article. As is the last article Christian Funerals Dignified, Modest, and Pleasing to God.

    Special thanks to Alantis for helping me understand the Honey I Shrunk The Watchtower technique.

    brzfst

  • Jeremy C
    Jeremy C
    The picture of the 125th Gilead Graduation on page 23 caught my eye thanks to JWD. I was baptized over 20 years ago and this is the first time I noticed all the men are ABOVE the women.

    They really take the "Missionary Position" literally, don't they?

    Pages 19-21 asks Should You Insist On Your Personal Preferences? This is a really funny article.

    Maybe the GB should read this article. Perhaps their ban on beards (in the U.S.) is insisting upon their own preferences?

    As is the last article Christian Funerals Dignified, Modest, and Pleasing to God.

    We all know that a Christian funeral must serve as an infomercial for the organization to be dignified. They may as well put a stack of "What Do Jehovah's Witnesses Believe" tracts on top of the casket for the non-Witnesses who are present.

  • civicsi00
    civicsi00

    Thanks for this! I've been waiting for this WT for like a month now.

    The article that bothers me the most is the last one, 'They "Keep Following The Lamb" '. It's based on a talk by GB Anthony Morris.

    Nothing shows pure "FDS" worship than this article. Hopefully, hopefully, it can wake a few people up, because the arguments presented are very weak and make no sense.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d
    Christian Funerals Dignified, Modest, and Pleasing to God.

    I always heard that it was not god's intention for man to die. Therefore, why should god find pleasure in someone's funeral?

  • oompa
    oompa

    as a used to be....semi-pro photographer...got paid some anyway......guys usually go to the back...cause taller...and since even if it is a bleacher shot...that is the long time norm...if the guys were in front...no chicks would be seen without a bleacher........no harm no foul.......oomps...just keepin it real........

  • chickpea
    chickpea

    wonder how many of those gilead grads
    will be joining us on the pages of these
    forums in the not too distant future.......

    well, that is, of course, if the end isnt all that close

  • bronzefist
    bronzefist

    Hey oompa some of those women have to be as tall as the men....why not put the short guys up front with the short women?

  • bronzefist
    bronzefist

    And.......................the men are standing on the top steps in the picture...put the women up there and the men wouldn't block out the shortest of the women...ooompa!

    brzfst

  • truthsetsonefree
    truthsetsonefree

    OMG!! That thing is horrid! Particularly the "Following the Lamb" article. My gosh, how can they make such BS comments with no one questioning never ceases to amaze me. It just goes to show that unless one's premises are logically sound one can believe anything. Imagine they receive direction from Jehovah! After their screwups that they still have the nerve...

    Isaac Carmignani

  • lrkr
    lrkr

    "They keep following the Lamb"- interesting name for the article. Since there are about 2 paragraphs about the lamb and the rest of the article is about following the Faithful and Discreet Slave- not the Lamb.

    The logic appears to be- Jehovah and Jesus trust them, so should you.

    What? Seems ass backwards to me. Aren't they supposed to trust Jehovah and the Lamb- not vice versa???

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit