When a women says, "If you REALLY loved me you would....." and any man with half-a-brain knows she is telling him she doesn't think he really loves her. Any man who would try to answer that challenge deserves swift castration.
YEP
Men---Educate Us---What Do You Really Want From Women?
by minimus 114 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
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beksbks
Ohhhhh Farkel, I will respond to you in a minute.
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Mr. Majestic
Doh! Right, and then we are bitches and nags!!!
Not you Berksbks,
You’re a ‘once or twice a day’ kind of girl…. we like girls like you......
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beksbks
Why does that make me feel yucky Mr. M??
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watson
Why does that make me feel yucky Mr. M??
A key difference between men and women.
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stillajwexelder
Why does that make me feel yucky Mr. M??
We want women - NOT to feel yucky when men pay them a compliment like wanting sex once or twice per day with them -
Mr. Majestic
Men scratch their, er, you know. Why? Because they can and they enjoy it, that's why. If women had 'em, they would scratch them, too, but only in private. Men fart whenever they feel like it. Women don't. I'm surprised that more women haven't blown up because of that.
Hetero men HATE to shop, girls. Get used to it. Most men not only don't clip coupons, they don't give a rat about coupons. Those that do deserve to see a psychiatrist and get some meds.
Most men love to watch the Godfather and Death Wish movies. They don't try to figure out why they like them. They just like them and don't worry about it.
Women lie about their age. Men not only don't lie about their age, they brag about what they can still do at their age, but in all honesty, they do lie about that.
Women worry about getting old. Men worry about their women getting old, but not about themselves getting old.
Women are always asking loaded questions, and only stupid men would dare try to answer them: every possible answer they give will get them in trouble.
When a man asks a women how her day went, he really doesn't care what she says. When a women asks a man the same thing, she wants a second-by-second explanation, yet she knows the only answer she will usually get is "it went fine."
When a women says, "If you REALLY loved me you would....." and any man with half-a-brain knows she is telling him she doesn't think he really loves her. Any man who would try to answer that challenge deserves swift castration.
BJs are good. Smart women know this. It also keeps them from talking for a while.
Men are not sensitive people. Men are warriers and aggressors. It's in our genes. Get used to it, ladies. If you want a man who likes to cry, find Momma's boy or a Gay man.
(I made some of this up, but not all of it!)
FarkelWow Farkel
That’s a bit too much truth for me this time of night. Time to get out of here. It’s guna get ugly now…..
Edit to add:
Yucky's good right...????
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BurnTheShips
Hetero men HATE to shop, girls.
I was subjected to three whole hours of purse shopping on Sunday. That's bad enough normally, but a squirming toddler on top of that just kicks the temperature in Hell up a few degrees.
BTS
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beksbks
Men scratch their, er, you know. Why? Because they can and they enjoy it, that's why. If women had 'em, they would scratch them, too, but only in private. Men fart whenever they feel like it. Women don't. I'm surprised that more women haven't blown up because of that.
Fine do it, I care not. But when we are out in public, might you at least try to be discreet??
Hetero men HATE to shop, girls. Get used to it. Most men not only don't clip coupons, they don't give a rat about coupons. Those that do deserve to see a psychiatrist and get some meds.
I freaking hate to shop!!! I enjoy shopping for groceries, because I am usually planning some fabulous dish as I go. But malls or whatnot, I can not tolerate. We don't all love to shop.
Most men love to watch the Godfather and Death Wish movies. They don't try to figure out why they like them. They just like them and don't worry about it.
I'll be honest, I've not seen these movies other than bits and pieces. You go on ahead though, can I bring you a snack while you watch?
Women lie about their age. Men not only don't lie about their age, they brag about what they can still do at their age, but in all honesty, they do lie about that.
Women worry about getting old. Men worry about their women getting old, but not about themselves getting old.
Well you just said you worry about us getting old, no wonder we lie about our age!!!
Women are always asking loaded questions, and only stupid men would dare try to answer them: every possible answer they give will get them in trouble.
Noooooo women like this are bitches, you dopes need to figure out the difference.
When a man asks a women how her day went, he really doesn't care what she says. When a women asks a man the same thing, she wants a second-by-second explanation, yet she knows the only answer she will usually get is "it went fine."
Actually, we just pretend we want to hear a second by second description, trying to make you feel good, and manly. Mostly we're bored and wondering why you're scratching your nuts, and what we can do to relieve your itch.
When a women says, "If you REALLY loved me you would....." and any man with half-a-brain knows she is telling him she doesn't think he really loves her. Any man who would try to answer that challenge deserves swift castration.
Again, you boys need to recognize manipulation. Honesty and affection will suffice.
BJs are good. Smart women know this. It also keeps them from talking for a while.
No argument here.
Men are not sensitive people. Men are warriers and aggressors. It's in our genes. Get used to it, ladies. If you want a man who likes to cry, find Momma's boy or a Gay man.
Actually, you guys are generally momma's boys. You are sensitive, and you do cry. But we will pretend you are warriors and aggressors, because we know it makes you feel good.
(I made some of this up, but not all of it!)
FarkelYep.
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Farkel
beks,
Your reply reminded me of yet another difference:
Women lie and are really good at it. Men lie, and are really crappy at it. At least I am.
Farkel