by Iwonder17 23 Replies latest jw friends
So now that I am mentally out ( but still chained for family reasons ) I need to find some hobbies to do while at the meetings.
I would like to do some things that will disrupt the meeting, but without getting caught. For example, I would love to screw with the sound system while people are commenting ( particularly the elders )
Any ideas?
no...that is not a good idea...even by juvinile oompa standards!.....what i did was go to the library a ton!...reseach stuff...it drives the elders nuts!...yet what is the library for?......so if they say "do it later" you say..."my memory sucks and i have to do it when i can remember!"......man they hate that!.....and also.....start writing a book during the meetings.....get a good lined tablet in book form.........lmao!....i started writing a novel/screenplay...and everyone thinks you are takin INTENSE notes!.........people were complementing me!.......lmao........oompa
Make Origami from the Watchtower pages!
dog http://www.origami-instructions.com/origami-dog.html
crane http://www.origami-instructions.com/origami-crane.html
tearing paper isn't loud enough to get caught.
During the songs, I used to SING AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE!!!!
It was somewhat disturbing to those around me, but what can they say? Previously, we had been scolded for not singing boldly enough, so I let it rip!
One elder commented, I think probing, "Well, brother, you sure like to sing out loud, don't you... [nervous laugh]"
Just to get the full picture, be assured that I am (like most people) a terrible singer!!!!
I once discovered that when I pressed the 'mute' button on my mobile it would cause this screaming feedback buzz through the KH speakers (the irony...)
invite hot guy to sit beside you, if the Kingdom Hall is very cold, bring a small blanket, now you know what to do. Just do not get caught!
Get and iPhone and surf the web away. Pretend to take notes in the little device, while actually reading JWD!
There was one SAD where firm counsel was given from the stage about teens using their cellphones to take pictures of themselves (sometimes ones that were a little naughty) and sending them to each other during the sessions. You could do that
OK, so my mind might be a little juvenile when it comes to this stuff because I was still a juvenile when I thought of a lot of this stuff. And if you're talking disruption, it's kind of juvenile anyway. But anyway...
Isn't there some sort of really bad fart-smelling stuff that could be released? Or even sulfur? Or, with the right beers and other foods, you could make your own. Guaranteed to make a few people uncomfortable and disrupt things. The more 'natural' it smells, the less likely they will be to suspect it's anything but gas.
Like you said, a lot of sound systems are wireless. I'm not sure how, but I'm sure you might be able to use a scanner to figure out what frequency they're broadcasting on. I know we sometimes used to get CB transmissions of trucks passing in the area. Once you have the frequency, you might be able to find a way to disrupt or broadcast over it. Pump an mp3 player into a transmitter and broadcast your own talk. Maybe the audio from one of the TV exposes on the JW pedophile scandals?
Or with the right production values, do an Orson Welles, War-of-the-Worlds style thing. Have an angel interrupt the meeting to tell them that Armageddon is beginning now. Do not leave the Kingdom Hall! Continue to break in with periodic updates on the fall of the world. With a schedule of who's on the parts that night, you could tailor it, like "Pardon the interruption, brother Smith".
Pocket all of the time sheets so people can't turn in their time at the end of the month. They will have to order more, but it could take a while.
Tape out-of-order signs to both bathrooms. Or just one that says, for instance, "Mens room out of order, use womens restroom". Or vice-versa. Put it on the door that you wouldn't see first so that some people won't know the other bathroom has a sign.
Our hall had a knob to lock the main door on the inside. Sometimes before the meeting it would accidentally get locked and people would be locked out. Might be funny to do that in combination with a sign on the outside that reads "Closed for private party".
Keep calling the KH on your cell phone during the meeting and hang up before anyone can answer. Of course, you'd have to somehow block caller ID. That's always disruptive.
Go to the Sunday morning meeting.
Oh, and "forget" to bathe, Saturday and Sunday morning.
