Wonderful!!
Jehovah's Checklist
by Farkel 16 Replies latest jw friends
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AllTimeJeff
Jehovah: "Make a law that says females can only have one mate, and make that mate a sex partner that can never totally satisfy his female. Make sure his hormones start to dry up just as the women is coming into her sexual prime. Also, make sure the female gets blamed for those problems."
Oh wow! LMAO!
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WTWizard
And, if they do figure out how to solve their problems, let's have someone standing guard to f*** things up so they will not be able to accomplish it.
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parakeet
Can't stop laughing, Farkel! You should collect all of your "parables" along with your essays. They'd make great "Devil's Dictionary" kind of book. It would certainly be a refreshing change from the usual walking-wounded-exdub books. Tyrants can withstand anything except ridicule.
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Open mind
Fantastic post Doug!
That was like reading "Letters from Earth" in condensed form.
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kurtbethel
Wish I had thought of that. In ten minutes I will have.
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LouBelle
That was pretty funny.
Love the earth prototype & simulator. Can just imagine saintly figures pushing buttons, whirr of noise as the machinary cranks up, and then then sparks, fire, water, rocks falling.
brilliant.