If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

by John Doe 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Good idea. Maybe, i should start one up, too. It beats cruising bars, supermarkets, laundry mats, danse classes, joining crappy clubs, going to churches, swimming pools, smashing into the cars of cute women, cold asking for phone numbers, etc, etc.

    S

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    When will you be available to your public?

    His greatness has a 24/7 prayer link. Available at any time. Just whisper into your beer mug (that you're just chugged) and end with "through smoked ham and swiss on rye with mayo we pray." After six or eight prayers, you'll hear a telepathic answer in your soul.

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