After being a bitter, pathetic, back stabbing, ignorant, evil apostate I have seen the errors of my ways. I need to go back to Jehovah's loving arrangment.
Please come with me or you will be destroyed. I fear for all of you.
Time to go back to the JWs
by drew sagan 14 Replies latest jw friends
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AK - Jeff
I tried the same thing yesterday, Drew. Didn't work for me.
You are staying right here where you belong. Besides I like apostates far better than Jw's.
Jeff
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Quirky1
I'm dying already....but Ill go with you if a keg of beer is there..
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drew sagan
The past is the past AK-Jeff, Jehovah is waiting. Time to get on the ark before it is too late. You belong with Jehovah's people.
Quirky1, the Ark has may beverages. Taste and see that Jehovah is good.
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cameo-d
Unbeknownst to most......I think there may be a hole in the ark.
It might be safer to climb a tree.
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crazyblondeb
It's not april fool's day for another 5 weeks I think!!
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oompa
a party at oompas may change that.........oompa
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darth frosty
Hasn't the 'taste and see that jehovah is good' line always been kinda...well...Y'no
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Wasanelder Once
Jehovah has prepared a table of well oiled dishes. How can we disrespect the table of Jehovah? You can't partake of the table of Jehovah and the table of Denny's. Wait, that's not right is it? W.Once
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Homerovah the Almighty
Yes go back Drew, the elders have been waiting for you, they have all oiled upped their fists and await your arrival
with anticipation.
PS. don't forget to squeal like a little piggy when god's loving kindness is inserted to its fullest
the elders love that !