best JW Cult words & phrases

by still_in74 69 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bonnie_Clyde
    Bonnie_Clyde

    The marital arrangement

  • cawshun
    cawshun

    Apostatsy Apostatsy Apostatsy I hate that word!

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Mature -- but when it was prononced "mattore"

    -- the state of spiritual development which was set so stratospherically high that it would take years to achieve it and to do so you would have to ignore everything else in your life.

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Stumbled...

    like it was the offended one's fault

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Satanic hydrophobia

    fleshly (hate that one)

    bloom of youth

    as it were

    let the reader use discernment

    arrangement (as in "donation arrangement")

    loving discipline

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    For the oldtimers--how about "backcall" -- the stupid ass that agreed to let you come back and harass the shit out them

    How about options in the columns on the House-to-house record slips.

    NH -- not home -- by far and away the most entered

    NI -- Not interested--not on the official list of options but frequently entered (I know because I was the territory servant for a long time)

    CA -- call again-- why the f*ck bother-- all they did was agree to talk--other than that they were dumber than a box of rocks (most of the time)

    Damn, I used to have so many slips and little pieces of paper that I couldn't keep track of them.

  • donny
    donny

    The annointed remnant

    The faithful and discreet slave

    Wait on Jehovah (how do you do that exactly?)

    Jehovah's loving arrangement

    The slave class

    He (or she) is worldly.

  • Mrs. Fiorini
    Mrs. Fiorini

    "Where else would we go?" designed to keep doubters in.

  • Goshawk
    Goshawk

    The happiest people on earth.

  • RULES & REGULATIONS
    RULES & REGULATIONS

    T hese are words that Elders have used to discribe me and my condition. I hate everyone of these words.

    S piritually Weak

    Inactive

    Spiritually Sick

    Weak in the Truth

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