best JW Cult words & phrases

by still_in74 69 Replies latest jw friends

  • Coheedandcambria
    Coheedandcambria

    ' turn with me if it's convinient for you '

    " our brothers in bethel' - i've never even met those fools.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

    It appears that "Worldly" & "The Truth" are their two main words of choice.

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Serving where the need is great

  • besty
    besty

    These are all fine points you have brought out.

    Who brings a point 'out'? Normally points are brought 'up' - ie for further discussison - bringing a point 'out' speaks to the teaching method of answering by rote.

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    How about "this old system of things"...

    Well, DUH it's been rolling along for about 4.5 billion years now.

    Publically reproved

    Privately reproved

  • megaflower
    megaflower

    Pioneer Spirit

    Spiritual Feast

    Spiriutal Banquet

    Please Stand If You Are Able

    Rich Blessings From Jehovah

    Spread The Word Of Truth

  • av8orntexas
    av8orntexas

    "Friends.....aren't we_________", fill-in-the-blank. Happy, , joyful, glad we can share in the field work ? ( YEAH RIGHT !!! ) which was always followed by a thunderous applause.

    Enough with the love fest already. Everybody is happy in Dubland !!!

  • Alpaca
    Alpaca

    Here's the all time winner that really burns my ass:

    Stay alive in '75

  • still_in74
    still_in74

    wow fantastic response!

    Here are my personal favourites:

    "New World Order"

    "The Truth"

    "New light"

    Great Tribulation

    The New System

    Paradise Earth

    Faithful & discreet slave

    Spiritually mature ones

    Disfellowshipped

    The Nethenim class

    The Jonadab class

    The other sheep class

    The Lazarus class

    All those damn classes--I mean did Freddy Franz just sit around on his ass all day and dream up the most fanciful shit he could think of?

    "In the truth"

    Evil slave class

    Judicial committee

    Circuit overseers

    "Wait on Jehovah."

    "The light is getting brighter."

    "They are not inspired, but spirit-directed."

    "Jehovah will straighten it out."

    Great tribulation

    Theocratic warfare

    Marked

    Sacred service

    Apostasy

    Stumbled

    Fleshly

    Bloom of youth

    Anointed remnant

    Spiritually Weak

    Inactive

    Spiritually Sick

    Weak in the Truth

    " This system of things"

    "Independent Thinking"

    Spiritual paradise

    "Worldly"

    Serving where the need is great

    "This old system of things

    Pioneer Spirit

    Spiritual Feast

    Spiritual Banquet

  • mostlydead
    mostlydead

    USHERED into the new system....they won't even be able to cross over into the paradise without somebody controlling them.

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