by oompa 23 Replies latest jw friends
Oomps,
I think you have a latent desire to be a secret agent conducting dangerous (dare I say, everlasting life threatening) undercover operations.
You might be onto some new career options with black ops stuff in some deep dark ultra-secret government organization.
In the meantime, have fun.
What's the worst that can happen? They DF you....??? So what!!!! Tell them to kiss your ass.
Hey, i may have Blondie cheatsheets in my nwt (but would never hand them out...cmon), but i hope i am tuned out well enough so i am not IMPELLED to comment!! If i raise my hand EVERY time is there even a chance i will be called on after missing the memorial and only one meeting in two years? wait till i tell my wife i want to sit on the front row!!...she will prob just say she is not feeling well and head out the door........oompa
this better in end in wild freaky sex...and if it does...i am tellin ya all about it!!!!
Just remember what I told you about using your time at the meetings to your advantage, make it one long foreplay session, and you WILL have wild and freaky sex after the meeting!!
oompah, my questions is WHY?
Oompa, do you need a rock hammer and a large poster of Rutherford?
password, i think i discussed this at length in another thread but this is the cliffnotes. I am married to a great JW lady and am not ready or able to just end my marriage and lose all my fam and friends, although i have only a handful of jw friends left. But i have been pretty unhappy to miserable where i am at right now.....wife TOTALLY unwilling to look at or question ANYTHING.....i tried to hard for a year.... really caused her a lot of pain while i was in pain as well. My wife has endured much from me and my difficult son over the years and has been a saint with it. Not ONCE has she ever even asked me to go to a meeting.
So what do i do? Being in limbo/purgatory sucks! Another poster here suggested to try and do a few things that might make my/her life happier, change a little here, a little there and and see what happens. So she may enjoy that i am willing to spend some time with her when she knows i had rather be elsewhere (so thankful the meetings are shorter!). It may show some of my other old friends that even though i have been absent, I am not the apostasizing beast i was the first year i was out, and improve our social life (i really do love some... not most of my old friends....good people).
Of course all of this may not work. But if it does and it makes both of us a bit happier, it may be worth it. Oh an that other thread i said i was going back for sex which was just humor. She has never bargianed or anything. But the facts are that if you wife is happier and more content in your marriage, there may be mo/betta sex! And i will take that by-product!.....................oompa 2:30 til i put on my first suit since a funeral awhile ago
Leave poor Oompa alone he's trying to get some.
Oompa when you get home self induce vomit in your bathroom and take a hot cleansing shower
and let us know how you made out ........at the hall I mean
Take a flask.
Scary book Salco....make it go away......wish it into the cornfield..........oompa
