DID NOAH'S ARK HAVE 140,000 SPECIES OF CATERPILLARS ON BOARD?

by badboy 25 Replies latest jw friends

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  hamsterbait

  Parrakeet-

  "Who's a Silly Boy then?"

  Genesis says there was a window 15 inches high around the top of the ARk. Of course they could fly away!!

  Of course the window was inadequate ventilation for a vessel that size, and the daily piles of dung could not be got out very quickly.

  Of course CO2 is heavier than air and would build up on the lower decks and suffocate the animals down there (the BIG one that need lots of O2)

  Of course the build up of methan e from the shit would be highly flammable so Noah and sons did not use any lamps down there to find the lumps of dung for fear of blowing the crate up.

  Of course God moves in mysterious ways his wonders to [perform.

  HB
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  Black Sheep

  Noah's ark did not have a single caterpillar on it.

  It had a pair of these hanging under the toilet cistern
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  MissingLink

  There were actually 144,000 species on the imaginary ark.
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  Finally-Free

  I just finished posting on another thread that a pair each of the hundreds of parrot species must have been on the ark.

  Noah would have needed a few large flocks of cockatoos on board too. They would have been needed to airlift the surviving kangaroos and koalas to Austraila.

  W
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  hamsterbait

  Finally:

  There was more than a cockatoo on the ark -

  Four in fact: Noah's, Shem's, Ham's and Japheth's.

  HB
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  ninja

  they changed into moths...that's why he had no clothes