"Did you have intercourse?" ...... It's almost anticlimactic."
My wife's meeting with the elders about our hanky panky
by JimmyPage 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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WuzLovesDubs
In the long run this will have been good for HER though and I think she will feel better having unburdened herself of it so her conscience can give it a rest, ideally. And you can both put it behind you. On the other hand, it sort of puts a nail in the coffin where your returning to active JW duty is concerned and one step closer to officially closing the door on the whole operation.
I have had to sit in front of the smelders and disclose the smarmy details of my own premarital activities. I was more disgusted with the whole procedure than anything. It is NOT any of their business what I do in the privacy of my own life where no one else is involved. But my fiance insisted we do this because it "bothered him". Sure as shit didnt "bother him" when we were doing whatever it was 23 years ago.
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JimmyPage
She told them that I had already led us in prayer and asked the Big Man's forgiveness. They liked hearing that. And I know you like hearing "Big Man", Georgie girl!
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Big Tex
Congrats JP. Sounds like you caught a well-deserved break.
Chris
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JimmyPage
It may have helped too that the elders involved had children who had committed similar transgressions (or worse) in the past.
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lisavegas420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKkppWdFUc
HANKY PANKY
Tommy James & The Shondells
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
Yeah
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
I saw you walkin' on down the line
You know I saw you
For the very first time
A pretty little thing
Standin' all alone
Hey, pretty baby
Can I take you home
I never saw ya
Never ever saw ya
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
Yeah, does it good, too, Let's rock
Hey
I saw you walkin' on down the line
You know I saw you
For the very first time
A pretty little thing
Standin' all alone
Hey, pretty baby
Can I take you home
I never saw ya
Never ever saw ya
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
Ooh wow
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky panky
My baby does the hanky pankylisa
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OnTheWayOut
You would have been much better off is they had wanted to do the full blown
judicial committee meeting. You bet there, they would have asked her what was
touched and how often, did anyone climax?I hate to agree with a joke by Oompa, and I don't. But if it were true, I think
getting the elders to push her out would be much better closure than "They
don't seem nearly as concerned about it as my wife."Oh well. Keep your marriage strong.
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JimmyPage
I love Tommy James and the Shondells- especially "Crimson and Clover". Not so sure I like "Crystal Blue Persuasion" anymore cuz of its alleged ties to the Truth book though.
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JimmyPage
bttt
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AK - Jeff
Not so sure I like "Crystal Blue Persuasion" anymore cuz of its alleged ties to the Truth book though.
Is that true? Never heard that.
Jeff