DID NOAH CARRY BONES OF ADAM ON THE ARK?

by cameo-d 14 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • stapler99
    stapler99

    I heard that the unicorn went extinct because Noah didn't have enough room on the ark...

    It would be pretty neat to find the bones of Adam and Eve, but what would you do with them? Hey, maybe we could clone them! That'd almost be a form of eternal life, right?

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    :DID NOAH CARRY BONES OF ADAM ON THE ARK?

    No. I've personally examined the Ark and the only interesting things I found were an empty bottle of Jack Daniels and a well-worn copy of Penthouse magazine.

    Farkel

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    there is evidence that he did carry little elephants on the ark.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Cameo, it is good to know that you are talking about Noah, not Armaggeddon!

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Of course, Noah brought Adam's bones onboard the Ark!!

    The bones gave the many species of dogs something to gnaw on during the voyage (or aimless drifting. Whatever.) I hear the dingos were particularly partial to Adam's bones. They wouldn't touch ordinary animal bones. Fussy animals.

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