Is this Franz Math ??? warning viewing could be puke worthy (page 2)

rebel8

Yeah, I heard that back in the '80s. Yawn. I guess they couldn't think of anything new.

jws

2 Hours and 5 minutes ago Jehovah placed his son on the throne in His kingdom to finalize the arrangements for the new system and within minutes it will all be over for those wanting to disrupt His purposes!

According to this calculation, this was written in 2001. It's now been about 2 hours and 15 minutes.

I know, the new thought will be he's waiting for some prophetic "sunrise" at about 6am to start the actual war of Armageddon. About 2164 maybe. Which is too far off to dangle the carrot. Maybe it can be announced in 2114, only 200 years after 1914.

LockedChaos

The whole damned thing

is fiction anyway

At least L.Ron wrote

(Real Bad) Sci Fi books

Billy the Ex-Bethelite

So, I guess I haven't really been turning in phantom field circus hours then. In just one of the months that I regular pioneered, I put in over 100 hours which is equal to over 4 (24 hour) days... which would be equal to 4000 Jehovah years!!! ... Hmm, maybe that's how they're coming up with all those hours in the yearbook... fuzzy math.

B the X

WTWizard

Another way for Jehovah to work on His timetable and impose it on us. For that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag, this kind of math betrays contempt for us, who He knows has much less time. It is OK for Him to keep people in a perennial "emergency", wasting whole lifetimes, because He views it as only a short time of a week or so.

All the while, people live their whole lifetimes without knowing anything but this "emergency". Whole generations pass, and the "emergency" goes on. And, if too much time passes, all that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag needs to do is change the "day" from 1,000 years to 1,000,000 years to prolong the "emergency" and make it look like it's still reasonable.

JimmyPage

Gee in these terms it didn't take very long at all for God's perfect creation to rebel did it? What's up with that?

cameo-d

give a clean start to a few righteous people. (The Flood)

and history will repeat itself.

a clean start for a few (self) righteous people. (Armageddon)

Is this Franz Math ??? warning viewing could be puke worthy