My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me?
Well I am officially on private reproof.
by JimmyPage 66 Replies latest jw friends
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JimmyPage
(You gotta admit, this thread is becoming a real classic.)
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Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
space cowboy,
Did you get your name because of that vast empty prarie between your ears?
Cheeses - getting off his high horse
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LouBelle
so you got reproofed for having premarital sex how long ago?
**insert huge eye roll**
wonder what the view is on postmarital sex?
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JimmyPage
Apparently in postmarital sex there are three people in the room. And one of them hates oral.
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dinah
So we will, you know, learn our lesson and not have premarital sex with each other again.
That is what makes all this so ridiculous. How many years have you guys been married?
Your wife has certainly kicked the congregational rumor mill into high gear. There's no telling what you two are being accused of in the hushed tones of busybody sisters. They are probably thinking it's some recent infidelity, not water under the bridge many years ago.
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chickpea
let the fade begin indeed....
i suspect the "reproof" had to happen
because the matter was laid bare...
in a manner of speaking....i dont think "ignore" is an option....
were you to be a genuine dr0ne, intent
on surviving the closer-than-it-has-ever-been
BIG A, you would redouble your efforts to
strengthen your spirituality, forever grateful
for the care and concern of the brothers and
the love they show in shepherding you...
(ewww, i just threw up a little...)take seriously this reproof...
and get ye your fade into high gear!and stop banging the beasties!!
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ex-nj-jw
I remember when I was on public reproof when I was 17 for *gasp* getting pregnant. It was the best time of my life! I didn't have to go in fs, no commenting and the best was I didn't have to prepare and give talks!
My dad fixed it so that they took me off reproof about 2 months before I gave birth, but I never commented, went in fs or gave another talk. Then when I turned 18 I left.
Congrats on your reproof!
nj
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sir82
So now I am forbidden to speak from the platform, comment, or lead anyone in prayer.
Don't worry - I'm pretty sure you still have the following privileges:
-- Cleaning the toilets
-- Cutting the grass
-- Donating money
-- Listening in slack-jawed wonderment at the spiritual depth of the talks
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Jim_TX
"wonder what the view is on postmarital sex?"
Is that sex with the postman?