Anything your kids have done that were way naughty or could have gotten you in trouble with the EHHHL-DUHRZ....
Once my littlest one when he was about 4 or 5 years old asked his mom for a bowl of cereal. So, she sends his older brother to go downstairs and make them both some cereal. So the bigger one is an real ass and decides it's time to lord it over his baby brother. (An elder in the making!) So he taunts him by telling him he can only make him a bowl of cereal IF he can reach the box on top of the fridge. He has the little one all worked up after a few seconds of this crap. So finally he angrilly tells him to give him some cereal...
Well our middle child made a huge (Mixing bowl) full of cereal and starts to eat it standing in front of the fridge. He tells him he will make him a bowl when he is done eating all this. Then says, maybe I won't. You know how big brothers can be. So, my little one blows his top and being he has my temper and mouth he slapped the bowl from his brother's hands, breaking it and scattering a mess all over the floor....As he struck the bowl he shouted at the top of his lungs, "MAKE ME SOME YOU FUUU***ERRRR!"
Mom heard this along with the bowl shattering on the floor and went downstairs and clobbered the both of them because she had JUST mopped the floor a few minutes before.---
ANother time, my sister and her abusive husband were over with their kids. Her husband was always acting all holy moly and to get an advantage over people he'd threaten them with thuh Ehl-duhrz. He was always whining to the elders about nthing crap. So, anyways, the kids were upstair playing and their older boy is a bully like his dad and he took away my little one's beach ball. He had him almost in tears as they ran down the stairs with my nephew laughing it up with my boy right on his tail. Us parents and my folks were all sitting in the livingroom when the comotion began. As I was about to intervene my son did it again. He shouted at his cousin, "GIVE IT TO ME GOTDAMMIT!!" You coulda heard a pin drop. No one said a word until my brother taps me on the shoulder and says that he needs to talk to me outside. We went outside quietly aoll serious and when we closed the door and went to the sidewalk we cracked up laughing.
The idiot brother in law tried to get his elders on us but they told him to whine to ours. Nothing ever happened.
How about you guys?