Not a dub story, but................... My kids (17 and 19) were supposed to be at thier fathers one weekend when I was out of town. When I got home, everything was basically in place. A pillow not where it should not be, a CD in the player (one of mine) that I didn't remember playing, and finally, a baby bottle in a corner. I said, "you had a party didn't you?". Yeaaaaaaaa come to find out they did, stayed at my house and had a party. But why the baby bottle??? One of the girls was babysitting an infant!! But it was ok mom, they put the baby under the dining table in her baby seat, and put pillows all around her so she was safe!!!
Naughty Things Our Kids Have Done
by Tired of the Hypocrisy 16 Replies latest jw friends
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greenhornet
I know he thinks about it. Some times he brings it up when we talk but I don't what to push it. I feel I might say the wrong thing. I will however encourage him to seek a pro counselor.
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iknowall558
When my son was 5years old I was down at the local 'video' shop to choose a film to watch that evening. We eventually found one that was suitable and stood in the long queue to be served. As we were nearing the front and my son noticed the array of sweets and crisps on offer he shouted in a loud voice "I WANT COP PORN !" I WANT COP PORN !" We have just recently found out he may have dyslexia. Sadly the shop had nothing in that range.....I would only have taken it if they 'd thrown in free hand cuffs. (Furry ones of course ) . I left the shop with a red face and no popcorn.
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lisavegas420
My parents used to tell this story about how I announced in field service, that "my dad gets drunk all the time." I was probably 4 or 5. Hah...I bet they could have died from embarassment.
As for MY kids, that weren't raised as JW's. But my son planted some pot plants and climbed the neighbors evergreen tree and hung the potted plants in the top of the tree. You could only see them if your were under the tree looking up. One day, the cable man was out at the pole next to the tree, and the plants disappeared. I was worried for a long time that the police would show up, but they never did. My son said, it wasn't on your property, I figured the neighbor would get in trouble if anyone found it.
Another time, the police came to our door and asked if Patrick G lived here, I said, yes, he's my son. The police said, I need for you and your husband to come to a meeting at the police station tonight. Come to find out, my son and his friends had a band called "The Royals" and they practiced in my basement. I'm the one that bought the kids the instruments trying to keep them busy and out of trouble. Welll....when they were out playing one day, they spraypainted "The Royals" over a gang sign, so the police thought that my son and his friends were a gang. They were 12-14...they didn't know it was a gang sign. My son thought it would be no big deal to spraypaint where they did, because someone else had spraypainted there before.
lisa
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LouBelle
you'd have to speak to my mum - I'm still getting up to naughty things
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Anti-Christ
My dad gave my sister a good spanking at the hall once, he got in trouble with the elders, never did before but this time it was the CO visit and the elders wanted to look good.
An other time I burped real loud at a the dinner table( I was about 10 ) my dad had invited a bunch of pioneers for supper. They all look shocked, so my dad slapped me across the face.
When I was a teen a lot of JW girls would come to see me ( I was very popular with the girls for some reason) they would spend a lot of time with me and some times I was alone I my room with them (nothing append we just talked). A brother was visiting and he saw me come out of my room with this JW girl. My dad (and of course me) got in trouble for it.
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kurtbethel
My son got a pink slip writeup in school, for "making an obscene gesture with a milk carton".
I never got a straight story about exactly what that was. Since he did not harm anyone, and since I admire creativity so greatly, he was never in any trouble with me over the matter.