Ok, I've bought an old factory near a river. I've bought some printing presses, some paper, and some cardboard shipping boxes.
Can I start a religion and get all of you guys to obey my every word?
I've bought some stuff..
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ninja
nope....just hurry up and die.......I'll be taking over next......judge ninja
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Mickey mouse
You need a field too for the miracle wheat.
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ninja
and I can sell you a jellyfish costume....to help you with all the laydeez
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wha happened?
Does this new religion allow for the alienation of the weakest members?
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passwordprotected
Of course it does, in the style of the best modern-day religions (post-1870) mine will create at least two distinct classes; the haves and the have-nots.
Now, I need some donations for that house in the sun that my physician ordered. So, dig deep.
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iknowall558
@ninja When you take over make sure you only buy your cases of cider at night , and attend your AA meetings when they are all out on field service. Make a quick getaway from Vicky Wine in your SLR McClaren. It'll get you up the road to your lavish penthouse suite 10seconds flat. Dont let anyone see the second car ( the Bugatti Veyron) in the garage. If anyone asks how you manage to live in such a lavish lifestyle , especially during the credit crunch, then just tell them that all this stuff is not really yours, that you're just the janitor and that you are looking after the wheels and the cushy pad until 2025 until Elvis , Curt and Jimmi all come back....the junked up worthies. And if people keep asking "When?" "When's this gonna happen?" Then just keep telling them "Any day now!".
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passwordprotected
@ iknowall558 - have you been reading my copy of "How to start a modern-day religion and get away with it"?
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passwordprotected
@ iknowall558 - have you been reading my copy of "How to start a modern-day religion and get away with it"?
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StAnn
Mark, if you really want to start your own religion, I have a book you should read, "Mind Control For Dummies", written by some guy named Judge Rutherford.
StAnn