by passwordprotected 26 Replies latest watchtower bible
I'm starting a website to expose your shenanigans pal.....!!!!
and as the website owner.........I'm gonna make my name sound like a porn star.....hmmm.....lemme see....."randy watters" is taken......
...... I'm also scizophrenic and apostate
I've got it....my new website is
THREEMINDS by LUSTY OCEANS
you'd better watch out....the game's up woppy
Yes, you have.
Now, my new monthly journal is hot of the press, it's called "Obey Me". The tagline is "Keeping an eye on all of you to make sure you've allowed me to control every aspect of your life".
Any questions? Oh, that's right; no questions.
@ pass.
I'm assuming that you will be singing at your new church?
Can I write some of the music for your song book?
I'm thinking I could include some lyrics that speak of bees getting molested. (it's worship music after all).
We could make it wasps to avoid plagarism issues which the wts have never been involved in......
M
Singing is allowed, but I should point out the the words should always point to the teachings of the "Obey Me" journal.
I'm disappointed to see that you asked 2 questions in your post. I thought I'd made it clear that within this religion no questions are allowed.
You are on your first warning.
I am all set to be a "study" of your followers, and to constantly dog them with snarky questions about the doctrines you make up in your drunken binges.
Are you looking for temporary volunteer workers at your factory? I've always wanted to visit Scotland! The weather is so nice!:) Compared to here.
May I forward my resume?
Blithe
Will there be a bed inside the temple to be used strictly for "sacred worship?"
OOh - my bad - it's to be kept there for the "maintenance man."
