spirit realm...when pigs fly...off a cliff..i so want to be smacked by a demon.....

by oompa 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • oompa
    oompa

    ya.....back in the day...demonz were everywhere and no big deal....some were smart and some stupid...see:

    (Luke 11:14) 14 Later he was expelling a dumb demon.

    it was like ..."oh, he has a demon in him......ya...got that...demon all the way...............gee you hoser, i let him marry my sister............no prob....she is a demon too..."

    where the hell are these guys/gal/spirits???

    ya...they made pigs fly off a cliff......why did they stop that.......and why the fasting to get them out...if i remeber correctly?.........oompa

    i so want to be bitchslappd by a demon!!..............help me some faith!!..........oomps

    my avatar marty does look a bit demonic...in the eyes at least....

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    Put the wine bottle down and step back s-l-o-w-l-y. Come on over and I'll brew you a big pot of coffee and you can sleep it off on my couch.

    StAnn

  • truthsetsonefree
    truthsetsonefree

    Dumb demon...maybe he couldn't speak.

  • VM44
    VM44

    How does anyone know a Spirit Realm exists?

    What is the source of the idea of a Spirit Realm?

    Has anyone seen it?

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    Be careful what you wish for oompa!

    Outaservice

  • StAnn
    StAnn

    Next thing you know, we'll be watching Oompa's story on "A Haunting" on the Discovery Channel. Maybe they could get Marty Feldman to play Oompa?

    StAnn

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    StAnn: Maybe they could get Marty Feldman to play Oompa?

    Unfortunately, Marty Feldman has gone to the big Screen Actors Guild in the sky. But his "spirit" lives on.

    I get what you're saying, oompa. Back in the day, they got miracles. What do we get? The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Wow.

  • Quirky1
    Quirky1

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    in the yesteryears of my grandparents there were so many demon stories.

    ex: rustling and peeking thru the attick

    ex: making the saint in a procession carry itself down the street

    ex: fortune tellers putting hex on people when you paid for it.

    nowadays those deamonz must be sleeping, never hear those guys showing themselfves again

  • Olin Moyles Ghost
    Olin Moyles Ghost

    Isn't it strange that demons, angels, talking animals, etc., are all over the Bible--but are nowhere to be found today? Isn't it convenient that the lack of angel/demon/supernatural activity has dissipated at exactly the same time as the advent of video and flash photography! Funny how that works, isn't it?

    In all seriousness, to the extent any of these stories about demons contain any truth, these "demonized" people were likely mentally ill. Fortunately, medicine and science have produced ways to treat these individuals--at least to some extent.

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