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What Type Of TOILET System Will Be Used In "THE NEW SYSTEM"?
by african GB Member 37 Replies latest jw experiences
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rebel8
We won't need toilets in the New System of Thangs. Poop will be perfect and edible, so we can just eat it.
LOL! So poop will be manna!
+1 for "thangs"
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restrangled
I haven't seen this covered, but it just may be what many in Florida still have....a septic system.
Everything is flushed into a big tank and then out into your yard. We are not connected to any city facility.
Nothing needed but water flow to the toilet. Solids settle to the bottom of a big tank and liquids flush out into the yard. Not so strangely anything over the septic field is very green.
The only problem, you have to have this big tank pumped out every couple of years....OH god its horrible...the entire neighbohood stinks, and its not cheap.
r.
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greenhornet
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
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StAnn
Geez, I thought my "Humanure" composting toilet post was so funny that I laughed and laughed. It's called the "lovable loo," you know.
Guess I just have a crappy sense of humor.
StAnn
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iceguy
I thought I would just take a leak behind the "Tree of Knowledge"!
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Homerovah the Almighty
A shovel
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edmond dantes
During the Crimea War officers used to take with them as part of their kit a device called a Thunder Box,I suppose it must have been like a commode but more like a box whilst the ordinary private carried his spade and dug latrines. The New World will function on similar lines the Governing Body and Elders will have the thunderer and someone to empty the contents but everyone else will have to shovel it.
Nothing new there then!
Thunder boxes in the new system will be unbelievably easy to erect in case you need to go in a hurry, and will hold extreme weights as laid down by health and safety. The colour of the seat will of course be glowing white in case you need to go in the night and you don't want to mistake it for ,well who knows what? You will also need to obtain" new world " gelling powder ,super non toxic and turns everything into gellled waste for easy disposal.There will also be available special up market boxes based on the Victorian Thomas Crapper model with the oak seat. There will still be competitive choices in the new world.
See you there then.
