BREAKING NEWS!!! A JW Knocked Down By A Car While Avoiding A DF'd...

by african GB Member 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    I went to visit Bro "INJURED"....His leg is broken, he has a couple of bruised ribs, his neck is not in a good condition.....

    When I tried to comfort him, he told me not to worry cause all his injuries will be healed in the "NEW SYSTEM soon"....

    I almost asked him how much time is left before the NEW SYSTEM, but stopped myself for fear of being "marked" as an apostate....

    GB

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    ok, now I am starting to think this is a bit ridiculous. How many tall-tales has african GB member told?

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    I'm begining to think african GB member is full of shit.

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    I caught a flu virus this past weekend,...should I go to the Doctor, or just wait for the NEW SYSTEM????

    GB

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    Go take his picture in his hospital bed... Or better yet set up a video camera and then tell him your an apostate while he lies there in traction. The video of him trying to get away and falling out the window on the 10th floor of the hospital would make you an instant youtube celebrity...

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I think people are being unfairly harsh on african GB. I've seen this in the past on this forum and frankly I find it to be rather ugly.

    Who cares if we have a troll or two here. Don't read their posts if it bothers you--I do the same with people who annoy me.

    I think it should be against forum rules to start posts accusing someone of being a troll or telling them to stop posting.

    He starts topics about rumors he's heard and usually frames it as such, yet he's branded as a lying troll.

    He starts topics about real experiences that are quite normal and unremarkable.

    He starts topics about silly things in a half-joking manner, a la "badboy" [who also does it in an entirely joking manner], and he's labeled a troll. (Personally I did this for years and found it very healing to be able to finally-for the first time in my entire life-laugh at jws instead of crying.)

    In one of the threads someone mentioned that he comes from a culture that includes a lot of storytelling. Maybe we are looking at him through Anglo lenses.

    As always, if I'm wrong, I'll gladly re-evaluate my premises.

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    rebel8, read GB members post #193 above, after what I said, and tell me he's not a troll.

    That's OK though, even if he is a troll, we'd still rather have people like this around than honest, hearnest people who have contributed meaningfully to this forum, right?

  • daniel-p
    daniel-p

    5 bucks says that within the next three posts will be Lady Lee closing the thread. I have paypal if anyone wants to take me up on it.

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving

    I know of a situation where 3 members of the same family got disfellowhipped together.

    edit: oops sorry wrong thread

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    5 bucks says that within the next three posts will be Lady Lee closing the thread. I have paypal if anyone wants to take me up on it.

    I don't know when I have laughed so hard or so long!

    These GB threads have been fun and a real stress relief.

    Lady Lee reminds me of an old school marm that takes away a kids comic books. What a party pooper.

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