I would give it all to The Watchtower Bible & Tract Society to advance Kingdom interests.
Outaservice
(ps..just kidding)
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I would give it all to The Watchtower Bible & Tract Society to advance Kingdom interests.
Outaservice
(ps..just kidding)
I would get outta debt and move to the NC coast. Maybe the move would be the thing to help my spouse outta da cult.
Only a million? pssssh...I need more'n that.
With a million I could clear all debt, including house/cars. One of us could probably quit a job and work for oneself while the other kept their job for insurance and steady income. Retirement would be set.
That's about as far is I'd go with a million.
I wouldn't spend a dime of it; I'd lock it up somehow as retirement.
Jeff
Buy a nice houseboat and travel the rivers of the Mississippi to sponser poker parties==pay to play
I'd sue the WBTS and then take my family to live in Oregon
He never said chicks.
reminds me of a joke...
A man with an ostrich walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender charges him 3.95. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount. The Bartender is surprised but figured it a coincidence.
The man comes back the next day and orders a different drink. This time the price is 4.65. the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact amount again. For several more days this happens. Man walks in with his ostrich and pays for his drink with exact change. The bartender finally asks him one day, "How is it no matter what I charge you pull out exactly the correct amount?"
The man replies, "A genie game me two wishes. My first wish, I wished that what ever I wanted to buy I could reach into my pocket and have the exact amount needed."
"That's a pretty good wish. You can never run out of money that way" said the bartender, "But, I have to ask, what's with the ostrich?"
"Well, my second wish was for a chick with long legs..."
I'd pay off my bills entirely, remodel my home, buy foreclosed homes, fix them up and rent them out.
And I'd take a vacation to Europe.
StAnn