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  • babygirl75
    babygirl75

    Did ya'll see this comment:

    I usually feel sorry for the apostates with all their lies and deceptions.
    Especially now that we can see Babylon the Great being totally exposed.

    But they’ve already switched their tactics, now THEY are suddenly the ones
    who knew about it all and Jehovah’s Witnesses are a part of (Babylon the Great).

    It’s ridiculous that Satan is turning it around, blaming the only ones who have
    been exposing him and Babylon the Great of actually being part of the conspiracy.

    And people are so brainwashed and directionless, they’ll swallow anything right now

    We are the ones brainwashed and directionless? They feel sorry for us with our lies & deceptions?? To damn funny!!!!

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    OMG!!!! First I puked and now I'm laughing my ass off!

    They have a store!!! Get your ugly tie now!

    And how about Brother Prince!!!

    Prince’s ‘LotusFlow3r’

    March 27, 2009 — JWN

    Jehovah’s Witness News

    Album review:



    Prince turns a brilliant sonic triple play: 3 albums in 1 day

    By now, most music fans are well aware that Prince will self-release three albums that will sell in one $11.98 bundle at Target and on the artist’s website starting Sunday. Which one you fancy the most depends on what flavor of Prince “u” prefer — the nasty antiquity of “MPLSound,” the guitar-hero antics of “LotusFlow3r” or the VIP-lounge purrs of his protégée Bria Valente on “Elixer.”

    “MPLSound” is a valentine to Revolution-era traditionalists. The nine-song collection pays homage to Prince’s beloved Minneapolis and trades in nostalgia, lifting the syncopated drum machine beats from “When Doves Cry” and name-checking Rick James. But it’s not all naughty retro: “MPLSound” also incorporates Prince’s faith as a Jehovah’s Witness, like when he shouts “thank you, almighty” and “hallelujah” to a lover in “Dance 4 Me.”

    All three albums have a touch of the spirit, an abiding cleanliness that elevates sex to heavenly communion, but “MPLSound” might be the most pristine for what it ultimately lacks: the sense of real, lusty sin.

    Ballads “Better With Time” and “U’re Gonna C Me” leak syrup all over the soundboard, but “Chocolate Box,” a strutting bit of funk braggadocio set in the club with a guest spot from Q-Tip, is electrifying. In “Valentina,” Prince addresses Salma Hayek’s daughter: “Tell your mama she should give me a call.” Hayek might be one of the world’s most voluptuous movie stars, but new mothers and their “nightly feedings” are not the typical pop subjects.

    Possibly the album’s most notable track — for reasons fine and regrettable — is the spirited romp “Ol’ Skool Company.” Here Prince, his voice doctored to sound like he’s taking hits of helium, lets his curmudgeon rip for more than seven minutes, longing for an “old-school melody when God, his son and the love of family ruled in the community.”

    Valente, Prince’s latest in a storied line of beautiful muses, has a lovely voice that matches his current tastes for the clean line. Her soundscapes, produced and arranged with Prince, are lighter than her mentor’s, traipsing from velvet-chaise funk to street tales of girly crushes to dance-floor siren calls.

    The problem is that not enough of “Elixer” sounds strong or fresh. Her single “Another Boy” is sweetly reminiscent of ’80s freestyle icons Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam, but it doesn’t have that group’s rhythmically inventive backbone. In “2Nite,” Valente whispers “disco,” a genre that needs at least one modifier to not sound mummified in polyester — and then reports that there are “no drugs or guns up in this place,” just “old-school jazz put a smile on your face.”

    It’s one of the many times when Valente feels uncomfortably like the mouthpiece for Prince and his oldster agenda.

    The biggest challenge of Prince’s triptych is “LotusFlow3r,” a guitar-steeped odyssey that bounces from Steely Dan jazz chords to James Brown-esque mandates for funk to the tattered-flag psychedelia of Jimi Hendrix. Though Prince has covered Radiohead’s “Creep” on several occasions, he’s not interested in mimicking Jonny Greenwood’s articulated melancholy. Instead, Prince’s guitar is a warm explosion, sometimes self-indulgent but always rendered with starry-eyed fascination for the instrument, endearing from a masterful musician who plays so many.

    In an effort to align himself as a true rocker, Prince includes a reverb-soaked cover of Tommy James and the Shondells’ “Crimson and Clover,” but it doesn’t improve on Joan Jett’s definitive rendition. His own compositions are much more twisty and tasty. “Feel Good, Feel Better, Feel Wonderful” is a jaunty slice of party funk with Prince’s most charismatic vocals this side of “Kiss” — screechy, swaggering and caterwauling. “Love Like Jazz” swings the other way, a bewitching gem that wouldn’t sound out of place as the intro to a ’60s sitcom.

    Prince geeks out on the whammy bar, drawing long, noodly jams on “Boom” and the songs that bookend the album. But it’s more rewarding when he introduces control and structure, delivered by a crew of stars including Maceo Parker and keyboardist Morris Hayes. “MPLSound” might be comfortingly familiar, but “LotusFlow3r” is the work of a musician who’s still curious after all these years.

    Margaret Wappler —Los Angeles Times

    I guess you can do whatever you want if you are writing a big check!

  • jws
    jws

    I looked under the Famous Jehovah's Witnesses page.

    Literature:

    - Mickey Spillane - best-selling crime novelist (convert to JWs)
    - Gloria Naylor - novelist, author of The Women of Brewster Place (1982, American Book Award)
    Religious Leaders:
    - Charles Taze Russell - founder and first president of Jehovah’s Witnesses and Watchtower Society; died in 1916
    - Joseph Franklin Rutherford - second president of Jehovah’s Witnesses, from 1916 until his death in 1942
    - Nathan H. Knorr - third leading figure in the history of the Jehovah’s Witnesses, president of Watchtower Bible and Tract Society from 1942 until he died in 1977
    - Frederick W. Franz - president of Watchtower Society from 1977 until his death in 1992
    - Milton G. Henschel - president of Watchtower Society from 1992 to 2000
    - Don A. Adams - current president of the Watchtower Society, since late 2000

    Give me a break! CT Russell, Rutherford, Knorr, Franz, Henschel, and Adams??? Did Adams of Henschel even write anything? And there's questions about Rutherford and probably Knorr too.

    What about Ray Franz? David Reed? Diane Wilson? They're all authors who were once Witnesses.

    And apparently people who were once witnesses do still make the list, like Michael Jackson.

    And Russell wasn't the first president of the Watchtower. He was the second. And furthermore, he couldn't have been the first president of the Jehovah's Witnesses because they weren't know by that name until Rutherford's time.

  • Jack Burton
    Jack Burton

    I just checked my posting out of curiosity to see if I got a response. Surpise surprise...my question has been removed.

    It shouldn't surprise me, but what a bunch of hypoctritical bastards. They have the gall to have a "Message to opposers" as the first thing you read, but try to ask a simple question, and they shut you down. I thought "The Truth" is supposed to stand up to Satan's superhuman attacks, yet a simple question about the memorial is deemed too dangerous for "the friends"?

    Oh well...thinking for yourself makes the kool aid a little less refreshing I guess!

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    I liked this comment that was actually on the front page:

    I usually feel sorry for the apostates with all their lies and deceptions.
    Especially now that we can see Babylon the Great being totally exposed.

    But they’ve already switched their tactics, now THEY are suddenly the ones
    who knew about it all and Jehovah’s Witnesses are a part of (Babylon the Great).

    It’s ridiculous that Satan is turning it around, blaming the only ones who have
    been exposing him and Babylon the Great of actually being part of the conspiracy.

    And people are so brainwashed and directionless, they’ll swallow anything right now.

    I pretty much feel that JWs essentially believe in an elaborate conspiracy theory. Glad to see that are admitting it straight out...

  • 3directory
    3directory

    Jehovahs witnesses are for this world none think the end is near if so why on british tv grand designs building million pound houses in Devon and also running big businesses like www.rivermediagroup.co.uk who state dont tell anyone we are witnesses

  • iceguy
    iceguy

    I just posted over there! I had to admonish them for not going to official WTS website and the fact they ask for donations for that site when their money should be put in contribution box's at the KH!

  • villabolo
  • 1914BS
    1914BS

    look at the last part of their video and see this funny spelling

    Comming

    soon

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPtE74f3GNA&feature=player_embedded

    HEY JWN2 don't correct it or we will find out hehe

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Anybody know what "Anerican Sign Language" is?

    Billy, it's signing for the deaf - there are 2 main types - ASL (American sign language) and BSL (British SL)

    (sorry if I missed the answer if you already got it in a post above this one!)

    If 'Dean Smith' is for real he's seriously compromising his employment status by writing what he did there.

    And hell - has anyone seen that pic on the page you get when you click 'read me' - that face is gonna give me nightmares - is it anyone specific?

    ooohh look - http://www.youtube.com/JWitnessNews

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