How Will Armageddon Strike? (page 2)

greenhornet

Israeli will go to war with there nukes. I will bring on a nuclear winter.

Nathan Natas

It will come like a unicorn in the night, in TiaJuana, at an hour when the usually-appearing equine in the Donkey Show is out sick with swine flu.

Priest73

It will come like a unicorn in the night.

The rainbow defecating kind?

african GB Member

What about those who would have handed in their 'reinstatement' letters and waiting for their reinstatement JC?Will they be given the benefit of the doubt?

And those who fail to turn their time in the previous month?

Those who are waiting for their appeal JC after being DF'd?

Elsewhere

> How Will Armageddon Strike?

It will not strike anymore than a cow will jump over the moon.

leavingwt

What about those who would have handed in their 'reinstatement' letters and waiting for their reinstatement JC?Will they be given the benefit of the doubt?

And those who fail to turn their time in the previous month?

Those who are waiting for their appeal JC after being DF'd?

AGBM,

I addressed that one.

Jehovah will read hearts

asilentone

How will Armageddon Strike? Ummmm lets see, I would imagine someone claiming to be the African GB Member will see this >>>>>>>

La Capra

If the Organization isn't already saying this, they will soon: Armageddon has come and gone. We are living in a "spiritual paradise" now!

Shoshana

Yes. The earth will shake and fissure, swallowing cars and people like jelly beans. Jehovah will toss down lightning bolts to destroy cities. There will be mayhem and screaming, but Jehovah will show no mercy. Adults and children alike will be roasted. Didn't you read the Paradise book when you were a kid? Something soothing to read to children before they fall asleep and have nightmares.

Will JW's be told to be at certain areas during that 'hour'?

Nah, they'll be just fine. Jehovah will surround them with a protective bubble, like a Star Trek force field.

What about the DF'd who might happen to be among JW's?

They don't get the bubbles. They're toast.

Any more inane questions?

How Will Armageddon Strike?

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