If the Society says "JUMP!"

by nicolaou 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    . . . the dubs say;

    Rank and File "oh okay"

    Pioneer "how high?"

    Elder "I'll get the brothers right on it"

    Prophecy Junkies "when?"

    over to you . . .

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Missionary/Gilead grad: where to?

  • dinah
    dinah

    Apostate: Jump your-damn-self?

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Ministerial Servant: "Over here? Over there? Which elder's ass to I kiss to get there?"

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Women:

    "Only if my husband says it's OK."

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    DO's: "The branch sent out a letter, telling us to jump. So jump....."

    CO's: "Damn, we have to move again?"

    Elders: "We elders are going to jump for a while."

    Pioneers: "We can't wait to jump"

    Publishers: "I can't wait for this meeting on jumping to be over with..."

    Visitors: "Why are all these yahoo's jumping around?"

    Missionaries: "I wish I didn't jump."

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    r&f: New light on "jumping" again...

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Faders - only if I feel like it

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    JW husband & Wife: Is it okay to jump like this? O-o-oh, that feels too good. Let's ask Brother E if we should be jumping like that.

  • dinah
    dinah

    Good one, journey!

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