INTERESTING OR UNUSUAL FACTS ABOUT YOUR KH OR CONGREGATION?

by badboy 26 Replies latest jw friends

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  badboy

  ANY TAKERS?
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  asilentone

  Well when I was a teenager, I wrote something on the bathroom wall in the KH. The elders were trying to figure out who wrote something on the wall and they even brought it up on the local needs. Few years later, I confessed to the PO just trying to be a good dub.
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  mraimondi

  ummm, the cong i went to for years doesnt fit the description of anyone else's experience here.

  thats kinda strange. either here or the kh i went to is lying ;) jk
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  jamiebowers

  ummm, the cong i went to for years doesnt fit the description of anyone else's experience here.

  thats kinda strange. either here or the kh i went to is lying ;) jk

  Yes, mraimondi, all of the people on this board are big liars. We all take time out of our busy days to come here and slander jws. It has to be all of us, because there definitely isn't anything wrong with you. It is curious, though, why you bother to read or post on JWN, since you have no common experiences with all of the liars on this site.
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  cameo-d

  Well when I was a teenager, I wrote something on the bathroom wall in the KH. The elders were trying to figure out who wrote something on the wall and they even brought it up on the local needs. Few years later, I confessed to the PO just trying to be a good dub.

  So YOU'RE the one who put my number on the bathroom wall!!

  I certainly got a lot of calls. And true to what you wrote about me....a good time was had by all.
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  heathen

  there's this one anointed guy that likes to make up his own dogma , some girl tonight at the ministry school was flahing me her boobies ....
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  Mattieu

  We have this anointed brother who is about 39 years of age, reg pioneer (anointed the last 6 years) cannot be made an MS due to the fact that he does not have a scriptural divorce (he used to beat the crap out of his ex wife and step kids, got nasty, police involved). The elders love him, yet all the sisters know he is weird and a sleaze and no one and I mean no one will let their kids near him (he keeps offering to babysit other people's kids)

  Why, oh why do all the elders and c/o love him??? Yes he kisses butts, though if everyone else can see through the charade, why can’t these supposedly older men??

  At the memorial he did the count, so as he crunched on the bread and I mean crunch (you could hear him eating it from the car park) he is walking around the back of the hall doing the count and eating away as if it is a piece of gum!!!! So much for that solemn experience being about reflection...........

  Odd, very odd....
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  JustWantTruth

  My old kingdom hall got struck by lightning. Not joking. Knocked out the whole sound system permanently.
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  african GB Member

  A MS puked while giving a public talk, he'd been drinking the previous night....the hall was filled with the smell of alcohol.

  GB
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  watson

  "Those who write on s**t house walls, roll their s**t in little balls...you who read these words of whit, eat those little balls of s**t!