JW Email: "A Week Without Jehovah"

by leavingwt 15 Replies latest jw friends

leavingwt

I just received this one.
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WithoutJehovah our week would be:
Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday &

Shatterday

Remember seven days WITHOUT Jehovah makes

One WEAK!!!! (WEEK)
WTWizard

That sounds like a week with that Almighty Lowlife Scumbag. Without Him, one can't but create value for oneself and society.
sir82

Sinday sounds like fun....
undercover

LWT, you should have given us the ole "barf alert" on that one...geez
Though I bet someone lifted that from some other fundie email
Mastodon

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
leavingwt

LWT, you should have given us the ole "barf alert" on that one...geez
Though I bet someone lifted that from some other fundie email
Yes, a warning would have been appropriate. Sorry.
donny

Thanks Mr. McCartney, I had to go purge my lunch after reading that.
Don
rebel8
Narkissos

When I see that kind of stuff I'm nearly 100 % sure it was copied from some part of "Babylon the Great".
http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/12/01/without-god-our-week-would-be-sinday-mournday-tearsday-wasteday-thirstday-fightday-amp-shatterday-get-wisdom/
ziddina

SUNNY Day!
MONEY Day!
TWO [fer] Day!
WOULDN'T you... Day!
THOR'S Day!
FRIED [foods ] Day!
aaaaaaand...
SATURNALIA's [in the thoroughly pagan sense] Day!
Zid...