3 JC Elders in a car crash.

by african GB Member 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • african GB Member
    african GB Member

    Suppose they get involved in a car accident shortly after handing down a DF judgement in a JC. They don't die, but surprisingly they all loose their memory. All JC records that they had on them are destroyed during the accident.

    What happens to the poor fellow who is supposed to be announced "no longer one of Jehovah's Witnesses"?

    Does he get away with it until they regain their memory?

    What does he do in the mean time, ....tell the other elders the outcome of the JC?

    Or does he remain on "suspended DF sentence" pending the recovery of the 3 elders?

    What if they don't recover?

    Would he survive Armageddon?

    GB

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    If that were to happen, Jehovah would cause the earth to open up and swallow the "poor fellow."
    That way, it wouldn't matter that he was ever announced or not.

  • mraimondi
    mraimondi

    jehovahs spirit would lead him to get dfed either way.

    hehe

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Hahaha! You have WAY too much time on your hands. :)

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    The angels would weep. Profusely. Then they would celebrate like you've never seen.

    And nothing whatsoever would change.

  • african GB Member
  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Once again your posts start with "Suppose".... So what ? lets deal with realities here !

  • Mary
    Mary

    It would be the responsibility of the one erring, to annouce his own disfellowshipping himself to the congregation. True, it would not be a pleasant thing, as no discipline seems at the present to be joyous, but if he didn't follow Organizational procedures, Jehovah would smite him with a plague of boils on his ass for a time, times and half a time.

  • Albert Einstein
    Albert Einstein

    African GB, you should write to Brooklyn, to ad this situation into a new release of the Flock book! Serious! I am sure, without specific instructions on that all elders would be confused!

    Anyways, I love your stories! Whats next?

    Albert

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    AGB, what if you were in the car with the elders? Who would write all of this titilating fiction?

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