3 JC Elders in a car crash. (page 2)

mouthy

Mary you said>boils on his ass for a time,
I wasnt even in that accident & I had that .
Why was Jah doing that to me.?
I will write to Bethel. They will have the answer.
I am sure. THEY know EVERYTHING

Warlock

African GB, you should write to Brooklyn
Write to Brooklyn?
He's writing FROM Brooklyn.
Warlock

cameo-d

There will be new rules that no more than 2 elders can ride together in a car.

The third elder must take a separate vehicle.

JustHuman14

Well, since they suffer with memory loss then the guy will get way from it. He must see at as a "sign"of Jehovah in order to change the bad habbits and follow the right path....

Witness 007

Say NO to drugs man seriously!

frankiespeakin

No he wouldn't survive,, because Jeho's eyes are rolling on the earth just like a Mac truck seeking to devour someone speeding on the path of ever lasting life, causing them to careen on to the super highway leading off into destruction(or as made famous by the song "highway to hell") where Satan and his speed demons are in warp drive and yelling "all aboard!"

As the road leading off into life is cramped and narrow you have to put on your sneakers, strip down to your skivies, get a 95% or better score on a Governing Body inspired Bible Quiz to make past where the road forks at Megedo,, and in so doing one is granted safe passage for one thousand years afterwards they will pay another toll(Satan is let out) and get a guaranteed smooth flowing road to life priviledges from then on and forever and ever Amen!

snowbird

ROFL at Mary.

Y'all are a mess!

Sylvia

isaacaustin

AFGB

What would happen if you decided to jump off of a mountain with a basketball in your hand and slam dunk?

What would happen if you decided to get a life? 1st option is more likely than #2.

Steve_C

It would be the responsibility of the one erring, to annouce his own disfellowshipping himself to the congregation. True, it would not be a pleasant thing, as no discipline seems at the present to be joyous, but if he didn't follow Organizational procedures, Jehovah would smite him with a plague of boils on his ass for a time, times and half a time.

mkr32208

What if there was a snake in the trunk?

"I'm tired of all these mutha f#cken snakes in this mutha f#cken car!"

3 JC Elders in a car crash.

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