One of the Governing Body had a stroke yesterday

by AndersonsInfo 426 Replies latest jw friends

  • undercover
    undercover
    I tried to light a candle for Teddy Jaracraz but it wouldn't light

    If you do get it lit, you'll see the face of Satan in the flames...

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub
    I am SO happy for him; he's one step closer to putting on his bridal gown and being united for eternity with his imaginary best friend, jay-sus.

    Nathan

    Do I detect some worldly attitudes and sentiments in those words?

    Perhaps you have not been mindful of your spiritual health. Perhaps you have been letting the day-to-day pressures of this system of things rob you of the joy you once had.

    Nathan, it appears that a free home bible study would help to readjust your thinking and help you regain your spiritual health. Speak to one of the elders in your local congregation and he will be able to assist you in this matter.

    Rub a Dub

  • quietlyleaving
    quietlyleaving
    I tried to light a candle for Teddy Jaracraz but it wouldn't light

    If you do get it lit, you'll see the face of Satan in the flames...

    that would not surprise me

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    I can imagine a bunch of smurfs running around at his funeral!

  • undercover
    undercover

    Now that would be funny....sneak into his hospital room and surround his bed with smurfs...

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub
    ....sneak into his hospital room and surround his bed with smurfs...

    Or maybe the Purple Teletubby ... the gay one.

    Rub a Dub

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub
    ....sneak into his hospital room and surround his bed with smurfs...

    Or maybe the Purple Teletubby ... the gay one.

    Rub a Dub

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Too bad we don't know what hospital he's in, a bet he'd get a bunch of smurfs sent to him!

    and, tele-tubbies!!

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I thought it was Tinky Winky that is the gay Teletubby?

    HB

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Is he soup yet?

    (with thanks to Denis Leary and Hulu.com)

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