Bethel accepting Gifts for Ted Jaracz {Gov. body} after stroke! What will you send him?

by Witness 007 16 years ago 22 Replies latest 16 years ago jw friends

ohiocowboy 16 years ago

An Asp!
Perfect gift for man who speak with forked tongue.
Plus, he could go out in style like Cleopatra!
Or.....A set of Golf Clubs to help him improve his stroke.

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daniel-p 16 years ago

A set of Golf Clubs to help him improve his stroke.
If we were in a bar, I would have just bought you a drink for that.

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asilentone 16 years ago

playboy magazines, so he can feel better.

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judge rutherFRAUD 16 years ago

a gift box wrapped with a big bow, full of horse shit

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Homerovah the Almighty 16 years ago

A don't get well card of course
A complete blood transfusion

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Black Sheep 16 years ago

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I quit! 16 years ago

Very funny Daniel P Cheers! I also think the Playboy magazine suggestion would help improve his stroke.

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Satanus 16 years ago

Must not write about my gift for ted. Ok, ok, i'll give you a hint; it involves some input from my nieghbors dog;) Or, is that output?
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HintOfLime 16 years ago

A big jug of vodka, and a huge birthday cake with 2 strippers inside ready to pop out.
Because I think he deserves at least one taste of what it's like to be a normal human before he goes. And because I'm fun like that.
- Lime

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Nosferatu 16 years ago

I'm sending him a picture of myself naked. Full up.
Gotta work out that heart and make it stonger!

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