Bethel accepting Gifts for Ted Jaracz {Gov. body} after stroke! What will you send him? (page 2)

An Asp!

Perfect gift for man who speak with forked tongue.

Plus, he could go out in style like Cleopatra!

Or.....A set of Golf Clubs to help him improve his stroke.

A set of Golf Clubs to help him improve his stroke.

If we were in a bar, I would have just bought you a drink for that.

playboy magazines, so he can feel better.

a gift box wrapped with a big bow, full of horse shit

A don't get well card of course

A complete blood transfusion

Very funny Daniel P Cheers! I also think the Playboy magazine suggestion would help improve his stroke.

Must not write about my gift for ted. Ok, ok, i'll give you a hint; it involves some input from my nieghbors dog;) Or, is that output?

S

A big jug of vodka, and a huge birthday cake with 2 strippers inside ready to pop out.

Because I think he deserves at least one taste of what it's like to be a normal human before he goes. And because I'm fun like that.

- Lime

I'm sending him a picture of myself naked. Full up.

Gotta work out that heart and make it stonger!

Bethel accepting Gifts for Ted Jaracz {Gov. body} after stroke! What will you send him?