As we now have our central heating boiler installed in our old fireplace, I have been getting more than a little worried as to exactly how Santa will come down the chimney so as to leave me with lots of nice prezzies. Its also been complicated getting my prezzy list to him as I normally send this up the chimney about a week before Christmas Day.
Her Ladyship came to the rescue and suggested that I pin my prezzy request list to the communal notice board in the dining room, so I took my pen and wrote:
Dear Father Christmas,
Please can I have an 18 volt cordless drill, a construction kit of a Lancaster bomber and Britney Spears for Xmas.
Lots of Love,
Englishman.
The thing is, I think that Santa might have already been. You see, in the bottom of HL's wardrobe I can see several boxes all wrapped up, that may well contain my drill and construction kit. However, I can't see anything that is large enough to contain Britney Spears.
Do you think that I should:
(a) Do nothing.
(b) Pin up another note and risk being left with 2 Britney's.
(c) Go back to the meetings.
(d) None of the above, here's another option:_ _ _ _ _ _(fill in space provided).
Thank you for your co-operation.
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!
