by Englishman 21 Replies latest jw friends
No Father Christmas?
Argh! No no (beating chest) urghhhh (stifling hot tears) sob sob,
Oh God, sorry, Oh Gaaaad!
Stupid peson! Everyone knows that Santa Clause is alive and well in Lapland.
Sheesh. Honestly, some people.
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!
SAnta came and visited me last night, ya know why?
Cuz I had 19 years of missed presents so we're making up for lost time.
The difference?
Playing along with Santa doesnt ruin your WHOLE LIFE>
Sky
E-man...if you do get a Britney...I wouldn't mind borrowing her for a while...I could trade you a drill?
ISP
Simon,
just what age WAS Britney when you put her on your list? She only just turned 20. Deviant.
TR
I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!
she was at least 16 when she made 'I believe' I think ... legal tender.
So am I the dirty old man class now?
Englishman
Santa is not well as his Santa Park (or what they call it) have had Near Bankrupty Syndrome for few years now. But thanks for those parents from abroad that just these days fly in and out Rovaniemi airport Santa is steadily gaining balance. Planes are packed with children and their parents who demand these children to practise honesty. I envy these parents if they are not bothered at all when lying their children about Santa.
"Proper preparation & planning prevents piss poor performance." - Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Sky,
You're top of my list. But if I can't get you I'll settle for Britney!
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"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, 1794.
Oh sure it took a pic of my ass to convince you of that!
You have me smiling and happy today though....
Oh, and btw, its pretty impressive that you rated me ABOVE Britney Spears! WOW!!!
Sky
I'll stick Brittney up on ebay for you if you want, starting price 50p. Shes not really into girls.
