- "I'm sorry, but. . ." Users of this phrase are anything but sorry. What they mean is "I'm an asshole. Now I'm going to prove it. . ."
- "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit." Users of this phrase are using vulgarity for vulgarity's sake, and it ain't the fun kind of vulgarity.
- "Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening." Fran Dresser. Need I say more?
- "Cool beans." No reason on this one--it just molests my craw.
Yours?