by restrangled 21 Replies latest jw friends
Couldn't resist this one, and yes, I'm blond too!!
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
This is not a blond joke. It's a true story about a blond woman--my sister. Now, she's very smart, graduated salutitorian of her class and she's also very creative and talented, writing songs and performing in her younger days. Sometimes though, I swear you would never know it.
A few years ago, she bought some shampoo. I had come over to her house, and she was complaining that the stuff didn't work. It was called "Freeze It" shampoo, and the description on the back started out with "When you freeze it, you get. . ." Yup, you guessed it. She had put the bottle of shampoo in the freezer overnight and was pissed when it froze solid and wouldn't come out.
