Soliciting? How much do you put up with at your front door?

by restrangled 17 Replies latest jw friends

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  restrangled

  OK, I can tolerate Jw's once in a blue moon, even the Mormons, but in the past month I have had the following:

  Roof sales

  Airconditioning

  Windows

  Magazines

  Newspapers

  Frozen meat off of a truck.

  Icecream off of a truck.

  The last straw was tonight......Some teenager with his pants half down selling a sub to the newspaper I already subscribe to.....to keep him off the streets.

  I promptly let my Dobe out which set him back quite a few paces. I handed him back the newspaper and said no thank you.

  I am really Tee'd off....I just hung another sign nearer the street that says guard dog on duty. A No Soliciting sign does squat.

  r.
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  OUTLAW

  Restrangled..

  I had a sign on my door that said.."No Salesmen,Solicitors or Religious Representatives".............

  Appearently all these groups belong to the same Union..The BDIU..The Brain Dead Idiots Union..LOL!!

  Fence off the front yard and leave your dogs to stand guard..

  Even an Idiot,will notice an extra Hole in his Bum!

  .....................LOL!!...OUTLAW
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  palmtree67

  Maybe do what I do with telemarketers:

  Say, "Could you hold on a minute?" Put the phone down (Or close the door).

  Then continue doing whatever you are doing.

  When you come back, they're gone!!
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  restrangled

  Outlaw, I am sidetracking my own thread....

  How is your dog doing? Is he home, recovering and being babied? Please let me know!!!!! Do you need any meds?

  Ok back to the thread.
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  Finally-Free

  I have a 'no soliciters' sign. I point to it and tell them if they're too stupid to understand the sign, then they're too stupid to do business with me.

  W
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  purplesofa

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvyNFyJHT7Y
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  restrangled

  Purps, the vid was too funny! Thanks....

  Why anyone would want to chance a guard dog.....I'll never understand.

  A lawsuit perhaps?

  r.
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  carla

  There used to be a poster here who had 'No Preaching, No Peddling, No Pandering'
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  Girl from County Hell

  We're lucky; because of where we live, we rarely ever get solicitors. All the local dubs know our house, and have stopped coming by. It's peaceful.
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  villabolo

  I have no sign on my door but I am so curt that I don't need one.

  Thank you for the comical relief purplesofa.

  villabolo