any ideas on cleaning suit jackets?

by Spike Tassel 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    Somehow the idea of a 40 year old Spike Tassel living in his parents' basement makes sense, given the posting history.
    I'm pretty sure there's been a movie or 2 about that kind of situation.

    You mean 40-Year-Old Virgin or Psycho?

  • Peppermint
    Peppermint

    "What's the safest way to get demons out of my garage sale sofa without damaging the fabric or the demons?

    Farkel"

    http://www.domyownpestcontrol.com/demon-wp-insecticide-p-74.html

  • Priest73
    Priest73
    Somehow the idea of a 40 year old Spike Tassel living in his parents' basement makes sense, given the posting history.
    I'm pretty sure there's been a movie or 2 about that kind of situation.

    Poke fun at him because of his beliefs. Not his fashion choices.

    Carry on.

  • AllTimeJeff
    AllTimeJeff

    What's the safest way to get demons out of my garage sale sofa without damaging the fabric or the demons?

    Farkel

    Dear Farkel

    We recommend in all of Jehovah's love that you stuff every WT you can find referencing 1975 as the end under the cushions. Even demons know that's bullsh*t and will likely leave due to the stench, hopefully to inhabit the body of a used vacuum cleaner that an unsuspecting pioneer will get.

    We are not responsible however for anything you see through a black light investigation.

  • blondie
    blondie

    You can try to get it "wet cleaned" from a dry cleaner using carbon dioxide rather than perc. Call a few and see if they do it - just make sure they get any smells out since its not as effective as the other kind

    Properly trained professional cleaners are now able to successfully wetclean most garments that are typically drycleaned. Silks, wool sweaters, linens, suedes and leathers can usually be wetcleaned, sometimes with superior results. Some cleaners offer wetcleaning to their chemically-sensitive customers. An increasing number of commercial cleaners are incorporating wetcleaning into their businesses. This trend is demonstrated by both the dramatically increasing number of machines that wetcleaning machine manufacturers report they have sold in the past few years, and the growth of the number of new wetcleaning products on the market.

    For more information about wetcleaning and to get a partial list of cleaners nationwide that offer wetcleaning services, call the Pollution Prevention Information Clearinghouse (PPIC) at (202) 260-1023 and ask for EPA publication called Wetcleaning (EPA 744-K-96-002). Also, visit the most current list of self-identified wetcleaners.

    http://www.ehso.com/ehshome/drycleaningdangers.php

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    blondie,

    :You can try to get it "wet cleaned" from a dry cleaner using carbon dioxide rather than perc.

    I believe perchloroethelyne has been banned (by the EPA in the USA) for dry cleaning for quite a few years now. At least, that is what I was told.

    Farkel

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  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    "Somehow the idea of a 40 year old Spike Tassel living in his parents' basement makes sense, given the posting history.

    I'm pretty sure there's been a movie or 2 about that kind of situation.

    You mean 40-Year-Old Virgin or Psycho?"

    I'm thinking "Failure To Launch"

  • blondie
    blondie

    Farkel, then you can still get it cleaned with CO2 or equivalent. I don't have 16 suits to get dry cleaned and hubby has not been to a meeting for 8 years.

  • Spike Tassel
    Spike Tassel

    the benefits of the multitude of counselors may well help this basement-dweller on a disability pension

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