Everybody say hi to my husband... (page 5)

Gregor

Comrade Hubby, I think your elders might like to talk to you about having your household in subjection. This could have an affect on your being given further priviledges within the party congregation. Stepping up your field service is a good idea. Also, make sure your study Watchtower is marked up good every week and have your hand up on every question. Tip- increase you lit order and start reporting more placements and field time. You might be able to stay out of trouble until Armageddon. Then you can replace your departed apostate wife with a New World chickypie.

Mastodon

Hi Spy Hubby! Come to Dark Side... we have cookies!!!

(and the sex is WAY better!)

Vinny

What should we call him Cognac. Is "Cognac's Hubby" all that we have. Do we have a nickname for him?

How about pooter? ( I used to call my fav dog pooter).

Let me try it and see how it works first:

Hey Pooter, how's it going over there? Cognac has always been one of our favorite members. You have a great wifey. Take care of her and be nice to her.

Hey pooter, do you like football at all? I'm a Redskins fan. Not been too happy a times for me lately though...

Hey Pooter I was a ministerial servant already and let me tell you it's far over-rated. (I hear you want to be one). Basically you are the elder's grunt boys.

And then Pooter, when I became an elder it was much easier and just lot's of talks and pats on the back from other elders and jealous ministerial servants that never made it.

Stop by and say hi sometime pooter. But stay nice to Cognac for us please. We want to keep her. Take care.

I dunno Cognac. Maybe you have a new name we can use. But pooter sounds fine to me.

What do you think?

Vinny

Mastodon

LMAO@'Pooter'

NvrKssdNObutt

welcome cognac's hubby

name him something that goes well with cognac youse guys.

cuz we always want him and cognac to be in harmony until the big a takes her away!

james t

Vinny

Cognac and pooter?

straightshooter

Cognac's husband, HI.

Hope you have fun in the field ministry this weekend. The time for witnessing is rapidly running out. Therefore I hope you have put alot of hours into the field service. Possibly you will be able to pioneer soon. Hence you will be able to place alot of magazines and impress the elders. By pioneering you will be able to advance to be a servant in the congregation and everyone will then look up to you. Sorry, I mean by pioneering you will be able to help people learn the "truth" from the WTBS and help these people to become JWs also.

DocBob

Hi Cognac's hubby. We're just up the road from you folks here in Kittery Maine. If you ever want to meet up over in Portsmouth NH (right next door), we'd love it. Lot's of good places to eat and drink - and great coffee places.

Farkel

I want you to know, if there was anyone who was unbreakable in the truth, it was me.

Then I got broken...

Farkel

Black Sheep

Hi Cognac's Hubby.

My wife is far too frightened of demons to spy on me. She gets the heebie jeebies using my computer because she doesn't know where it has been.

I have to spy on her instead.

Since I started studying the WT she has started hiding them. They used to be stacked beside her chair in the lounge.

If I want to read a new book or WT, I have to wait until she goes to a meeting, or witnessing, and then try to find where she has hidden it. I was born into the religion (but never baptised) and she was an Anglican when we met and married. I see it as being completely pointless for her to hide the literature of the religion of my birth. I can usually download it before she gets her copy anyway.

We are both living living under siege. It's not healthy. We need to talk, but every time we do, she lies to me. She knows it. She admits it when I show her the article she conveniently didn't take into account.

We still love each other, but this religion thing is getting to be a nuisance.

Cheers

Chris

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