Dinner help

by beksbks 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Don't turn me on like that Rob!

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    God's going to give you mercury poisoning for eating his little fishy friends rob.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    God's going to give you mercury poisoning for eating his little fishy friends rob.

    And God is going to clog your arteries and give you a heart attack for eating his animal friends IF he doesn't give you mad cow's disease first.

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee
    I ended up with a huge salad of Romaine, red bell pepper, green onion, tomato, artichoke heart, white kidney beans and blue cheese. With, Linguine with fresh tomatoes, caramelized tiny dice onions, pressed raw garlic, fresh herbs (basil and oregano from my garden), crumbled bacon and permesan. Oooh and cracked black pepper over all.

    Duh. You call that cooking? I call that lounging, sistah! No butter sculpture of a complete renaissance tapestry of 14th century village life exemplifying the three ages of man? Phffffftt! You slacker! I presume that Mister beks thrashed you soundly for this lapse?

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Don't turn me on like that Rob!

    Beg pardon? You don't like salmon? Oh, I forgot, you like pork.

    Speaking of pork, I am working on a book I am going to call "Pork and Jesus."

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    And God is going to clog your arteries and give you a heart attack for eating his animal friends IF he doesn't give you mad cow's disease first.

    And he's going to give you b otulism for eating all of his little green friends, if he doesn't give you a massive gas attack first.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I like almost all fish, but not salmon. They have a very unappealing taste.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    And he's going to give you b otulism for eating all of his little green friends, if he doesn't give you a massive gas attack first

    ROFLMAO! You're a bona fide nut!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I presume that Mister beks thrashed you soundly for this lapse?

    I'm still waiting for my thrashing If this works, we'll be having a lot of slacker dinners.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I'm still waiting for my thrashing

    You obviously aren't being bad enough then.

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