Jehovahs Witness "Prince" puts false Armagedon Prophecy in his song!

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  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    If your watching, I believed in you Prince...WHY?

    Song = "1999" "Two thousand zero, zero party over, opp's outta time.....tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999!"

    He lied to me! New years eve, Friday 1999 I stayed home from the Meeting thinking Y2K would kill everyone in the Hall and cause...the GREAT TRIBULATION! I sipped my glass of wine and waited...and waited 11;59 pm.......12:02am...{my watch maybe slow}.........12:25am......NOTHING! And my crappy Pentium 2 Computer still worked! I was relieved and disappointed.....the beginning of the end of my faith.

    Maybe it's 2099.....I'll be 128 years old, and with "robot" parts I just might make it!

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    He wasn't a JW when he wrote that song.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Yep, that song came out back in 1982, a long time and a lot of sexy music before he became a jw.

  • The Almighty Homer
    The Almighty Homer

    Prince is a false prophet, more so then before, but he does wear beautiful cloths and is sexually androgynous

  • isaacaustin
    isaacaustin

    well, Prince is a false prophet...no wonder he ending up taking to the JWs.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    The original follows after my doctored version.

    Prince was dreamin' when he wrote this
    Forgive him if it's truth goes astray
    But when he woke up this mornin' [many years later as a JW]
    He Coulda sworn it was judgment day [any second now]
    [He imagined] The sky was all purple,
    there were people runnin' everywhere
    Tryin' to run from the destruction,
    U know I didn't even care

    CHORUS
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    He was dreamin' when he wrote this
    So sue him if it goes too fast
    But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last
    War is all around us, JW minds says prepare to fight [by placing magazines]
    So if he's gotta not die he's gonna listen to his Govering Body tonight [and every night]

    CHORUS
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999


    intro 2x
    Lemme tell ya somethin'
    If U didn't come to party,
    don't bother knockin' on my door
    I got a lion in my pocket,
    and baby he's ready to roar
    Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
    we could all die any day
    But before I'll let that happen,
    I'll dance my life away

    Oh, they say
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    we gonna, oww

    1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999

    The original:

    I was dreamin' when I wrote this
    Forgive me if it goes astray
    But when I woke up this mornin'
    Coulda sworn it was judgment day
    The sky was all purple,
    there were people runnin' everywhere
    Tryin' to run from the destruction,
    U know I didn't even care

    CHORUS
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    I was dreamin' when I wrote this
    So sue me if I go to fast
    But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last
    War is all around us, my mind says prepare to fight
    So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen to my body tonight

    CHORUS
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999


    intro 2x
    Lemme tell ya somethin'
    If U didn't come to party,
    don't bother knockin' on my door
    I got a lion in my pocket,
    and baby he's ready to roar
    Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
    we could all die any day
    But before I'll let that happen,
    I'll dance my life away

    Oh, they say
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
    say say two thousand zero zero party over,
    oops out of time
    So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999

    we gonna, oww

    1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999
    Dont ya wanna go 1999

  • VIII
    VIII

    Funny!

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Yeah he Wasn't a Witness but when did his Witness mum start studying and preach to him? Sounds VERY Witness to me.."The sky was all purple...people running everywhere {My Book Bible stories} "War is all around us....If you didn't come to the party DONT BOTHER KNOCKING ON MY DOOR......"

    This is SO a Witness inspired song....funny he promised after his 2000 party concert he would never sing it again!

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel
    11;59 pm.......12:02am...{my watch maybe slow}.........12:25am......NOTHING! And my crappy Pentium 2 Computer still worked! I was relieved and disappointed.....the beginning of the end of my faith.

    Quit whining! I rolled over with a crappy 486.

    And a rather nice Amiga.

  • straightshooter
    straightshooter

    Prince was snatched up with all the crazy year 2000 catastrophe to happen.

    All the computers did not fail, the financial system did not crash, mass panic did not happen. The rolling over to the year 2000 was a dud.

    One though has to give the WTS credit that they did not get caught up in the year 2000 hysteria like the world.

    But if the world did experience a catastrophe in 2000, I am sure that the WTS would have found a prophetic significance to it.

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