Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!
Damn! Padre, hand me your pecker. Gimme a minute, trying to imagine the possibilities with a bag of Cheetos. I'll figure something out. You can count on me, baby!
At the grocery store
by beksbks 102 Replies latest jw friends
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dinah
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beksbks
Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!
That's why Priest must remember to wash his hands before he has sex.
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dinah
Dinah, Babygirl, can you guys teach me how to be a bitch?
It's so easy, even a Southern girl can do it!
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FlyingHighNow
You could have picked out an item in her cart and told her it causes mouth cancer. Seriously, salmon, if you bought the wild caught is rich in omega threes and breast tissue from breast cancer patients is low in omega threes. Non breast cancer patients? High Omega 3's.
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BizzyBee
Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!
That's why Priest must remember to wash his hands before he has sex.
........with himself.
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beksbks
Righto, hence the hand washing
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dinah
le sigh
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Robdar
Dinah, if you weigh only 115 lbs, you must be a petite southern belle. You must have been joking when you said:
And can we pick my ass up off my thighs? Oh wait! Can you buy me an ass too?
But if you weren't, get a Fast Track ski glider. I love mine. Seriously, they're awesome.
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beksbks
Hehe Right Rob, her "ass" couldn't weigh more than 8 pounds!
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Robdar
Hehe Right Rob, her "ass" couldn't weigh more than 8 pounds!
Ha! If that much. Seriously though, the Fast Track really makes your butt firm. Oh, and did I mention, very nice?