At the grocery store

by beksbks 16 years ago 102 Replies latest 16 years ago jw friends

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  dinah 16 years ago

  Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!

  Damn! Padre, hand me your pecker. Gimme a minute, trying to imagine the possibilities with a bag of Cheetos. I'll figure something out. You can count on me, baby!

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  beksbks 16 years ago

  Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!

  That's why Priest must remember to wash his hands before he has sex.

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  dinah 16 years ago

  Dinah, Babygirl, can you guys teach me how to be a bitch?

  It's so easy, even a Southern girl can do it!

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  FlyingHighNow 16 years ago

  You could have picked out an item in her cart and told her it causes mouth cancer. Seriously, salmon, if you bought the wild caught is rich in omega threes and breast tissue from breast cancer patients is low in omega threes. Non breast cancer patients? High Omega 3's.

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  BizzyBee 16 years ago

  Cheetos have been scientifically proven to turn yer pecker orange!

  That's why Priest must remember to wash his hands before he has sex.

  ........with himself.

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  beksbks 16 years ago

  Righto, hence the hand washing

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  dinah 16 years ago

  le sigh

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  Robdar 16 years ago

  Dinah, if you weigh only 115 lbs, you must be a petite southern belle. You must have been joking when you said:

  And can we pick my ass up off my thighs? Oh wait! Can you buy me an ass too?

  But if you weren't, get a Fast Track ski glider. I love mine. Seriously, they're awesome.

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  beksbks 16 years ago

  Hehe Right Rob, her "ass" couldn't weigh more than 8 pounds!

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  Robdar 16 years ago

  Hehe Right Rob, her "ass" couldn't weigh more than 8 pounds!

  Ha! If that much. Seriously though, the Fast Track really makes your butt firm. Oh, and did I mention, very nice?

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