The drunk blows right through the stop sign.
The stoner sits and waits for it to turn green.
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
by bluecanary 14 Replies latest social humour
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jaguarbass
Stoners are laid back.
Drunks are mean and violent.
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Satanus
Hehehe. Thanks for the nice laff to start the day.
S
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Robdar
Stoners are laid back.
Drunks are mean and violent.
You obviously haven't met some of the stoners I've met. The thing with violent stoners is they don't lose their balance and fall down when they beat the crap out of somebody. If given a chance, you might be able to out run a drunk.
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purplesofa
Drunks get fuckeup up legally
and stoners illegally.
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artemis.design
If you drive a car drunk in a 30 zone you get stopped for doing 50. You get confused cus you thought you were going really slow.
If you drive a car stoned in a 30 zone you get stopped fror driving 20. You get confused cus you think you was going really fast.
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treadnh2o
Stoners don't pay taxes on their vice!
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mrsjones5
I've been watching the show "Intervention" and I don't see a difference. Addiction may come in different forms but it all looks the same...despairingly sad.
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beksbks
Stoners are laid back.
Until they sober up.
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purplesofa
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