Skeptic: Why is it, again, that you say you're "In the truth?"
JW: Because I'm associated with Jah's organization.
Skeptic: And how do you know it's, "Jehovah's organization?"
JW: Their understanding of Bible scriptures is outstanding. They are the only ones teaching truth. All others teach falsehood.
Skeptic: What about the generation that wasn't going to die?
JW: Oh...that....Well, they're going to make mistakes from time to time. They're not perfect you know!
Skeptic: And 1914 and 1925 and 1975 and pyramids and vaccinations and blood transfusions and organ transplants and aluminum cookware, the separating work, lying about their history to create an illusory picture of harmony between current and past beliefs, rewriting books and magazines to hide embarassing predictions, lying about the meaning of basic Greek words, claiming today that accurate predictions were made that in actual fact were never made at all, claiming clergy privilege to avoid reporting child molestation cases.....
JW: (Interrupting) Well see, I've got you there. Jehovah allows this to happen to test you. You failed miserably by the way.
Skeptic: In what way were these failings a test?
JW: To see if you would stay loyal even when Jehovah's organization taught falsehood.
Skeptic: And how was it again, that we were to know that this was, "Jehovah's organization?"
JW: Their understanding of Bible scriptures is outstanding. They are the only ones teaching truth. All others teach falshood.
Skeptic: And why could not any religion make that claim and offer the same excuse when the reality falls short of the claim?
JW: Because I'm in the truth
Skeptic: Logic isn't your strong suite is it?
JW: It's my middle name. Why do you ask?