What Are Some Benefits In Being A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    We get some pro JWs coming here to let us know they are happy to be or become Witnesses.

    So....what are the benefits in being a Witness? Help me out.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    You know where the best public restrooms are in your "territory".

  • minimus
    minimus

    Good one!

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    Well, my parents quit smoking before they became witnesses. Most of non witnesses in my extended family are smokers. That is the ONLY reason why I am grateful they are witnesses. I have never smoke a cig in my life, I am grateful for that. Oh well.

  • minimus
    minimus

    You learn how to lie without telling a lie.

    You get to read answers out of a book.

    You get to wear suits and ties everyday, if you want.

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    You know which breads contain leaven.

  • vilot
    vilot

    You become an expert at highlighting...

  • tigeress
    tigeress

    yes but why would anyone want to wear a suit and tie the whole time?

  • shopaholic
    shopaholic

    There's no pressure to be thin.

  • asilentone
    asilentone

    One brother got a free mercedes benz from someone at the door, he was a Pioneer. I think he is out of the "truth".

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