What Are Some Benefits In Being A Jehovah's Witness?

by minimus 16 years ago 34 Replies latest 16 years ago jw friends

minimus 16 years ago

We get some pro JWs coming here to let us know they are happy to be or become Witnesses.
So....what are the benefits in being a Witness? Help me out.

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leavingwt 16 years ago

You know where the best public restrooms are in your "territory".

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minimus 16 years ago

Good one!

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asilentone 16 years ago

Well, my parents quit smoking before they became witnesses. Most of non witnesses in my extended family are smokers. That is the ONLY reason why I am grateful they are witnesses. I have never smoke a cig in my life, I am grateful for that. Oh well.

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minimus 16 years ago

You learn how to lie without telling a lie.
You get to read answers out of a book.
You get to wear suits and ties everyday, if you want.

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leavingwt 16 years ago

You know which breads contain leaven.

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vilot 16 years ago

You become an expert at highlighting...

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tigeress 16 years ago

yes but why would anyone want to wear a suit and tie the whole time?

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shopaholic 16 years ago

There's no pressure to be thin.

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asilentone 16 years ago

One brother got a free mercedes benz from someone at the door, he was a Pioneer. I think he is out of the "truth".

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