Posting to read Farkels thread
Good News to Make You Happified
by Farkel 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Farkel
Geeeezz! My thread has been hijacked by a bunch of CARTOONS!
They're probably all demonized, too...
Farkel
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avishai
Sweet!
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Hopscotch
Farkel
This is very funny but very true
Hopscotch
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VIII
Hmmm, what about *female problems*?
You know what I mean, those monthly problems that turn your sweet, submissive wife into a raging demon?
Otherwise known as her period. Menstration.
Will *that* still happen? It was created by Jehovah himself. (depending on what you believe)
Even with Worldwide Genocide, tampons and pads will still be necessary. Something to ponder.
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iknowall558
Farkel...must say...you're on a roll with your threads. You have stood out in the 10mins I've been browsing.
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Farkel
VII,
:Even with Worldwide Genocide, tampons and pads will still be necessary. Something to ponder.
You ponder that one! I'll just continue to rant!
Farkel - Anti-Tampon-Pondering CLASS
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dissed
Any problems, poof like magic, I'll make them disappear!
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Good one Farkel!
Problem: Genocide
Solution: Worldwide Genocide
Problem: Dyslexia
Solution: Wildride Getinside
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glenster
The first thing I thought of is they wouldn't know how to do the government
jobs or, usually, ones requiring higher education. But I guess the idea is that
God would show them how to do whatever as the leader of their government. They
might even keep their organization and literature distribution as a way to
disseminate information.
Then God, being honest, would explain how the JWs leaders used quotes out of
context to make research books that aren't supportive seem supportive, mischar-
acterized others and the Bible to them to make distinctive guarantees about what
it meant and how bad everyone else was seem valid, that thousands of JWs'
children died putting the JWs leaders' word first, etc. Now that the JWs lead-
ers' followers understood it all like non-JWs, God would have them all die and
join the others in heaven.
Then the JWs leaders would ask God what they were supposed to do. One would
offer the (hopefully) conciliatory JWs leaders' saying about the light growing
bigger as they went along--"It's as bright as it's going to get here, Lord--
what's to grow bigger for us?" God would send them to Earth: "Take Hitler and
his men over there, with pineapples shoved up their butts, some drinks--they're
thirsty." As they bent over to pick up the drinks--splorch. When they turned
back, God was gone, and someone yelled, "Schnell."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMEv8YYOEgc
It's just one imaginable interpretation.