What do Americans know about Europe?

by dutchstef 41 Replies latest jw friends

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    "Europe" was an awesome 1980's band that had such classic hits as "The final countdown" and "Cherokee."

    ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JWoods
    JWoods

    Actualy this also used to be the case in amerika, before it got independed.

    Yup. When clumbus diskovered Merica, he had boats. The endiyans had only cnyooes. This is the story of boats.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    1. The French don't take baths

    2. The Irish are drunks

    3. The Brits have bad teeth

    At least that's what they taught us in school.

    Rub a Dub

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Europe is a country where they don't speak American. I was there once and I couldn't get a good rootbeer anywhere. I liked the European people a lot much. W.Once

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    Europians:

    What is the World Series and where is it held?

    What are the actual names of these U.S. cities: Beantown, the Big Apple, City of Brotherly Love, the Big Easy, the Windy City, the City by the Bay, the Mistake by the Lake, the Gateway to the West, the Mile-High City.

    Describe a banana split.

    Name the four poisonous snakes species native to the U.S.?

    Name the one poisonous reptile species native to the U.S.?

    What is the identity of the "Corroded Bitch."

    Who is JoPa?

    NO GOOGLING ALLOWED. NO AMERICANS ALLOWED.

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze
    1. The French don't take baths
    2. The Irish are drunks
    3. The Brits have bad teeth

    Statements 1 and 3 are utterly ridiculous.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub
    the Mistake by the Lake,
    What is the identity of the "Corroded Bitch."
    Who is JoPa?

    I have to tell you, as an American, before Googling them, these are 3 that I did not know (I was guessing that Detroit was the Mistake by the Lake but the other two I had never heard of.

    I guess I don't get out much ... lol.

    Rub a Dub

  • JerkhovahsWitless
    JerkhovahsWitless

    Hmm...my perceptions are:

    1) I know a lot of Europeans, unlike most born in America Americans, know at least two languages. One being English and they sound sexy when they speak it with their native accent.

    2) They aren't as fundamentally Christian insane, hate-filled, violent, ignorant or homophobic.

    3) They drive on the other side of the road and use the metric system.

    4) There's things on TV there that would be censored in America.... like boobies and foul language.

    5) Most of the men still have the tip of their sausage casing intact.

    6) The age of consent in a lot of European countries is in the low teens, making it a good place for Jehovah's people to live.

    These may be incorrect. Just my current opinion based on limited knowledge.

    I would like to visit Norway, Sweden and Germany some day. Possibly immigrate to one of those places.

  • blondie
    blondie

    As far as I know the only country in Europe that drives on the other side of the road is Great Britain. The rest drive on the right like the US. Is there some other European country that I missed.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d
    b) what is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands

    They wear wooden shoes in Holland.

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